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    An exploration of various 'what if' s centered somewhere (maybe third war ish??), in Theramore.

    “Ah. I see.” He scanned the contents, his mustache twitching occasionally as he reacted silently. “What does Kristoff think?”
    Jaina looked at the floor, her boots leaving dark depressions on the thick rug. “I... Haven't asked him yet.”
    “Because you know his answer.” He confirmed, folding the letter and handing it back. “So what are you really asking me?”
    “Tell me everything you know about her.”
    “Sylvanas Windrunner, or The Banshee Queen?”
    “Yes.”

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    15 Jun 2025

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    The baying of hounds.
    Closer this time. Much too close.
    Panic thrummed in her ears. She wasn’t sure what she feared more; the vicious teeth, the hunters, or the mob behind.
    She ripped herself free, charged again headlong into the dark.
    You only have to reach the line, they won't cross the line.
    “You have nowhere left to run witch!” Calia- once a friend, a sister- “And when I catch you my hounds will glut upon on your heart!”

    A Drust/fae AU
    Heavily cannon divergent.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    All honorifics vanish in her defensiveness and spite, afraid for her sons and how their new King will use Visenya to control and subdue threats, her mercy a trap to lure out traitors. And it is, Visenya acknowledges, but that is not her purpose here. She approaches Sharra slowly, each footstep meticulously placed so she can hear her. She places the fingertips of her own right hand on the knuckles and straining muscles of Sharra's, gently loosening her grip on the crib, tracing the veins and tendons up to her wrist until all of her body softens. Her face, her hands, her shoulders slacken at the contact.

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    16 Jan 2024

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    "Sometimes,” Bel said, “I think that only I know what a wicked creature you truly are, Sophy."

    Christmas Eve, 1812: the Annual West Wycombe Soirée. The rooms are hot, the games tiresome, and the men utterly objectionable. Any discerning young lady would prefer the company of a friend to such a crowd, particularly when said friend is the most striking and spirited girl in the entire county. There is nothing so remarkable about that. Right? Right?!

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    With the fall of Arthas Menethil, the infamous Lich King, the Scourge was left headless, but not toothless. They would always be a threat and so there must always be a Lich King.

    Or Queen, as the case may be.

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    AU where Bolvar didn't survive. There is no BFA/Shadowlands in Ba Sing Se.

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    16 Jul 2023