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    "A good man can be stupid and still be good, but a bad man must have brains."
    -Maxim Gorky

     

    Will is a hitchhiker with questionable hobbies. Hannibal is a man who has questionable motives. When Hannibal drives by Will who just so happens to need a ride, things quickly take a turn from the questionable to the downright depraved.

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    Based on the tumblr idea that Hannigrammers latched onto: "We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?"

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    26 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    "Like we're aware you just got goosebumps."

    Distantly, Carol knows something is amiss. But Zosia’s lips just ghosted against her own and the tug inside of Carol was like the end of a bungee jump—a jerk towards something inevitable. She stares at Zosia, who hovers only inches away, making that same face she always makes, landing somewhere between hesitance, asking, and… Was that want?

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    04 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    ...before you made the choice for me.

    works related to the wizardswap au in which adaine abernant is a rat grinder and oisin hakinvar is a bad kid. not posted chronologically but arranged so.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    With Networks VOID/Networks VITAL, NULLverse is narratively Complete. But I keep writing anyway. Cuz it's fun.

    Consider this series if you like: feral shit, disaster, continuity of identity+memory, societies of people with divergent needs/wants, chaos, robot creation ethics, violence vs security, suffering, healing, bad puns.

    Canon Divergence AU:
    - At the end of Exit Strategy, the Combat SecUnit succeeds at capturing Murderbot
    - Murderbot is subjected to Palisade's construct research lab
    - The Combat SecUnit is A (Problematic) Character
    - Disaster ensues

    Series has its ups and downs regarding angst, dark comedy, and trauma recovery themes. Plus some whack worldbuilding speculation. We like to multi track drift here. It’s crack it’s angst it’s fluff? We have the RangeTM

    Some installments are skippable if u so prefer. Reading order is suggested but not strictly necessary if u are a flexible type. Mix and match if you want. Go crazy. I know I am.

    Hope you have fun!

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Your face is not SecUnit standard. There have been alterations made to your skin and hair. There is a rapid-cycling fluidity to your expressions that is like a human’s, but not. Your feed is still a strange and curious torrent of nonsense. You use security-protocol-language and human words in tandem. You are like a human begging for mercy, and like a bot requesting resources and strategic backup.
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    Premise: Exit Strategy bad ending, where Murderbot gets captured by Palisade and they decide to run tests on it to figure out what makes it tick.

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    13 Nov 2025