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    Annie Eiffel, age sixteen, does not want to be reminded of her dead father. Which is nearly impossible when her new robotics teacher claims to have served with him on the space station that supposedly blew up with him inside. Featuring a cross-country road-trip, unhelpful AI, secret cats, and a personal essay for college admissions.

    Written for the Wolf 359 Big Bang 2017, title inspired by 'Folklore and Tall Tales' by W.C. Lindsay

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    13 May 2026

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    “Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”

    I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.

    “Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”

    Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.

    “Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."

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    09 May 2026

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    Goddamn," Trinity says above her, her voice slightly raspy. “Dr. King eats pussy.”

    Mandatory post-karaoke scene smut fic, ft. Mel service topping Trinity and a little tribbing as a treat.

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    06 May 2026

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    25 Apr 2026

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    They don’t talk much, the night Dennis moves in. Santos shows him the spare room, kitchen, bathroom, spare keys, then trudges into the shower. The day has, after all, been stupidly long, and they still stink faintly of blood. Dennis steps into his room—an actual room of his own, what the hell—wrestles a fresh fitted sheet onto his bed, and honestly, gratefully, passes out from exhaustion.

    It's the best he's slept in months.

    (Dennis, Trinity, and the many ways they take care of each other.)

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    18 Apr 2026