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Pansy, Millicient, Blaise are all fed up with hearing Draco's whinging about Harry Potter. It's always Harry Potter this, Harry Potter that. And it always has been, even before the end of the war. Now that the war is over, and everyone is back for their final year (8th year), the Slytherin's are getting sick and tired of hearing about Draco's crush. In particular, they're sick of hearing and seeing Cho Chang hanging off Potter, and Draco being miserable about it. So, together, along with Hermione, Ginny, and Neville, they come up with the Plan to get Draco and Harry together and get rid of Cho Chang (not in that way, just out of Harry's life, you know!)
Inspired by “I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend” by Breanie from Sink Into Your Eyes (a Harry/Ginny fanfic archive)
And the song “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne
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25 Jan 2026
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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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13 Jan 2026
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Goyle's taken it upon himself to act as Malfoy's personal, one-man guard and Harry can't help but feel like it's only making the bullying worse.
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10 Jan 2026
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Harry stood there, in the middle of the Great Hall, just staring. It was quite inexplicable, the feeling. Something only a few ever managed to word correctly — managed to truly capture all it encompasses.
But Harry's no poet. And after all he's been through, he's certainly not caring enough to word it adequately.
He wants to fuck. And fuck hard. He wants to mate and breed and marry and fuck some more.
Malfoy — no, Draco — on the other hand (who is stuck staring back at Harry) has always been partial to the creative arts and finer things in life. Having a sharp tongue and quick wit, literacy has never failed him. At least, not up until this moment he currently finds himself in.
He, too, would say he wants to fuck, fuck hard, and mate and breed and marry and fuck some more.
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10 Jan 2026
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Fight the Starless Midnight by Maab_Connor for Maraudersaffair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jul 2011
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Harry thought that he was going to arrest Healer Malfoy for practicing without a license. Nothing ever goes as planned.
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