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    “I think,” Shiro said, bending slightly so he was at Keith’s eye level, hands coming down to brace himself on Keith’s armrests, “that if the men you’re dating aren’t even offering you that much—and that would be the bare minimum in my book—you ‘re not being taken care of properly and you’re owed someone who will treat you right.”
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    Keith's a broke-ass college dropout getting by as a mechanic. When Lance drags him to a dating seminar, he unknowingly meets the man of his dreams.

    Or: Keith's views on relationships are skewed, Shiro's dated many but never anyone quite like Keith, and they weren't supposed to fall this fast or this deep, but oops.

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    13 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Cryo Sovereign Wriothesley is worried about his dear human mate Neuvillette the Duke of Meropide though nothing can be simple as the threat of the great flood is looming closer along with the arrival of the Traveler. Can Wriothesley make due on his promise to Furina to figure out how to stop the prophecy without the hydro sovereign?

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    Species Swap!Wriolette

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    21 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Part 1: Chapters 1~23: Ocelot plays a seduction game with Kazuhira Miller and Venom Snake. But when his and Kaz's feelings get in the way they'll have to make a choice.
    Quiet/Buffalo story only take 2 chapters and can be skipped, the rest are mainly Ocelot/Kaz with some venom/ocelot and venom/kaz
    Part 2: Chapter 24~36 : post TPP. The comeback of Big Boss threatens to break everything apart.
    Kaz has to accept his new body changes and learn to control his demons. He also needs to make a choice, will he stay with Venom Snake or will he try to win Ocelot back?

    *Chapter 34 Update* “Show me then. Show me your loyalty, Adam.”

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    16 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    It wasn’t the first time Kaz had snuck in to watch Ocelot perform. In fact, he’d been visiting the dungeons for weeks, each trip blissfully devoid of any kind of social interaction. Ocelot loved to ignore Kaz’s presence, to look the other way as Kaz limped to his favorite spot and watched him have his way with his chosen victim. Then, after the hapless person had given him what he wanted, Ocelot would silently clean everything until it sparkled and leave Kaz alone without exchanging a single word. He would even go as far as to switch the lights off behind him, just as one last reminder that Kaz was unwelcome.

    He’d been an idiot to willingly go to such a man for help.

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    05 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Ocelot is a man whose life depends on keeping secrets. The fact that one of his secrets happens to be unlike the others, soft and dirty and in a place where it doesn’t belong, like an abandoned kitten in a trash can, doesn’t change anything.

    Until they break Kazuhira Miller much worse than he’d been prepared for, that is.

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    24 Jan 2025