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Robert knew this was a bad idea.
Because this was Z team– incapable of shutting the fuck up, for even one second. Word was going to get around.
Just like it had earlier; the whole reason he was even entertaining such stupid, petty, jealousy.
–Because that’s what this bitter feeling inside him was; not the bite of his whiskey going down empty, but the acid reflux of his own bitter emotions threatening to come back up, and stain the table a nauseating green.
Waterboy sputtered, but didn’t attempt to deny Prism's statement. This caused more laughter from the team, and teasing that lasted the last hour of shift. An hour of Robert having to sit there and listen to them talk about Herman getting hot and sweaty with some fucking guy, while attempting to remain detached the whole time.
So he sat back, and didn’t say much of anything; hoping that when the clock ran out, that would be the last time he’d ever have to endure it.
The instigators had thought it would be so funny to bring everyone to that same club after work today. Like they were hoping for a round two.
Well fuck– if they wanted a round two, he’d give them a round two. He’d give Waterboy a show.
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“What made you cut it?” Robert glances at him from the corner of his eye, a playful grin tugging the corner of his lips.
“Wet wavy hair is even w-worse to deal with when it’s l-long.”
“Did you like it though? I mean– do you ever miss having long hair?”
Herman thinks about it for a minute, before shaking their head. “Not really. I kind of like where my hair is right now; it’s easy to mana– work with; not too long, and n-not too short.”
Robert nods, reaching up to smooth his fingers up the nape of Herman’s neck, the damp, red curls soft under his calloused hands. Herman shivers, leaning slightly into Robert’s touch. “I think I like it this length too. But if you did change it, I’d probably like that too, though I might be a little biased, since it’s you.”
Herman feels warmth blooming brightly in their cheeks; he redirects the conversation to give himself a bit of reprieve, “W-what about you? Did you ever have long hair?"
Robert frowns, a sort of pained, humorless expression that Herman doesn’t like seeing on his boyfriend’s face. It usually means he’s about to reveal something heartbreaking about himself.
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Robert continued, “What qualifies as the best insult? Is it like a scale? Are we putting it to a vote?”
The comms went silent for a moment; bless their little asshole hearts, they were really straining their mind muscles right now.
“That’s a good point– how will we know who’s the winner? We’re likely to vote for ourselves– leaving it a complete standstill.”
Robert rubbed his temple; he didn’t know why he was entertaining it, but– goddamn he was also pretty fucking bored. And color him intrigued.
“Okay, how about this? The winner is the first person who can hurt my feelings, deal?”
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It's My Right to Be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous by Colorfullyminded, InkAndSmudge
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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But Robert knew no matter how much he wanted it, kindness wasn’t something he, or his stupid, broken down body, deserved.
He pulled away again, averting his eyes self-consciously whenever he remembered why he was really there tonight. The last thing he wanted was for Waterboy to see him like that. To see what the hero that he idolised was really like behind all the smoke and mirrors.
Herman’s smile fell at the same time as his lighter-coloured eyebrows rose, “D-don’t you want to dance-join in?” He glanced around the place where Robert was still leaning against the counter, “You’re all by your-alone.”
Not for long, if I’m lucky, Robert thought bitterly. The ache that had been building in his gut all day felt like a ravenous, gnawing hole now. It twisted something inside of him, made him feel sick and rotten and wrong. And a thousand miles away from the sweet-faced, wetsuit-wearing hero currently giving up his Saturday night to help keep a bunch of villains safe at a crappy metal night.
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“E-easy now. Robert, take it eas– it’s okay– you're okay”
Another fist comes swinging in from the right; Herman clumsily grabs it, and now he’s awkwardly holding Robert’s arms as they cross over one another. Robert snarls, this desperate, wounded, noise, as he attempts to shake Herman off.
Herman quickly straddles his waist, untangling Robert’s arms, and forcing them at his sides; he readjusts his weight so that he can pin them down with his thighs.
“Shhh, P-pup…it’s okay. Shhh, it’s me. It’s Hermie….please calm down.”
Even using his softest tone, it’s ineffective as the man struggles beneath him; he’s locked deep in his unconscious. It’s going to take much more drastic measures.
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Pinescone Month by Colorfullyminded
Fandom Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
13 Nov 2020
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Pinescone Month 2019-202?: A collection of Prompts.
((I'm attempting to write one of every prompt for the Pinescone week 2019, even if it's no longer 2019...or Pinescone Week. I don't know why I'm committed to this, but I am))
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Robert has an exceptionally difficult day - and Herm always knows what to do to clear his mind.
Happy Valentine's Day, pompurrnz!
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It all started with a flyer.
Open Mic Night. Singers and Writers welcome!
Lying on his bed later that night, Herman stumbled on that flyer again in his photo roll. It was so plain, just white text on an abundantly colourful background, but it still made his hands shake. Was it nervousness? Or maybe…excitement?
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Oh I Want To Surrender by restlessandordinary for Colorfullyminded
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Feb 2026
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Waterboy’s continuously improving abilities are something Robert is incredibly proud of. He has grown from a stammering puddle of anxiety into a real hero, one who is capable of taking care of any situation. When Robert is injured in the field, will he be able to trust Waterboy to take care of him?
Title inspired by Surrender by IAMX
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25 Feb 2026
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS WAS MADE FOR ME!!!! THANK YOU! IT'S GORGEOUS! BEAUTIFUL! ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!
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"Robert would say that he's a "try anything once" kind of guy, so while he wasn't off-put by the kink, he wasn't exactly convinced of it. Yet here he now was, collared and about to be gagged, and he wasn't unsettled by it in the slightest. In fact, Robert was starting to realize he might be learning something about himself today."
In which Robert gets collared, gagged, and fucked within an inch of his life. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Rope Bunny by arealrowdydirtyboy for InkAndSmudge, Colorfullyminded
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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Herm accidentally sees Robert's tabs on his phone
> BDSM Test . org
> Wikihow. Com - BDSM Test Results Explained
> What does it mean to be a rope bunnyHe knows EXACTLY what he wants to do from here and Herm is on a mission to get it done
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Sub Robert truthers RISE
Loose continuation of this fic series but can stand aloneSeries
- Part 3 of Ocean Waves

