CommonCell

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.



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  1. Rec 60

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    An ex sonic fan chooses to be reborn in Star Wars, but due to a mix up is instead sent to the world of Sonic the Hedgehog, meanwhile some Jackass gets to live it up in the life HE was being sent to! Swearing to track the guy down and kick his ass, he first needs to master his powers and figure out how to realm hop. Easy right?

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    14 Mar 2026

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    "Evil" sonic breaks the internet. Sonic is not amused.

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    If there was one thing I never expected to happen, it was dying before I was even 30. That was just, straight-up not meant to happen. But hey, at least I got a second run at things, and in a different world. Plus, Magic was cool and all. All I needed now was a proper staff and perhaps someone to bask in my amazingness as I Magic Missile'd my way through life!

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Behold, our Lord and saviour: Magic Missile.

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    The mask's host rotted. It'd been rotting for days, and then weeks.

    It smelled of putrefaction as the corpse withered away within its suit. Its movements grew uncoordinated and its steps faltered as its body finally began to fail, while its beloved crewmates watched. And yet, the masked still lived.

     

    (Continuation for "'cause I like you the best"; but may be enjoyed standalone)

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    27 Jan 2024

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    Murder, Mind control, and Friends, Beyond the Grave.

    Oddly fluffy? Buddy is like, maybe Nines? Not very clear, but Buddy is the biological horror equivalent of a golden retriever puppy.