Constant_Reader_AO3



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    "Okay, okay, fine. Jeez. You're not stupid, man, I'm stupid. And a baby."

    "As you said."

    "As I said," Eddie agrees, and takes a deep breath, "and I'm also a liar, because I didn't pop those stitches falling out of bed, actually."

    Steve blinks, mercifully leaning back. "No?"

    "Nope," Eddie presses out. "Actually, I was, uh." He forces himself to exhale, and says, "I was trying to rub one out."

    Steve stares at him. "What?"

    "You know," Eddie says nervously. "Crankin' the hog. Whacking off. Jerkin' the gerkin. Stroking the one-eyed snake -"

    "No I got that," Steve says, and Eddie immediately shuts up, "you're saying that's how you tore your sutures?"

    "Yes."

    "By -"

    "Yep."

    "Oh my God," Steve says faintly, then starts laughing.

     

    (Eddie can't get off. Steve offers to help.)

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Obviously he didn’t need to be nervous about going over to Eddie’s after work. The previous night was tangible proof that Eddie liked the way he looked and wanted to fuck him. He totally had the upper hand, and anyway, it was Eddie. Not that Steve didn’t think he was great or anything, because he did, but Eddie was a bigger nerd than anyone Steve knew, not scary at all.

    So it was weird that he was a nervous fucking wreck.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    Steve’s helping Eddie pack up his room at the trailer. The feds have given him and Wayne a deadline to get their stuff together, salvage what hasn’t been destroyed by the earthquake, before the place is impounded for their sinister experiments, and it's rapidly approaching.

    Steve’s by the chest of drawers folding up t-shirts and Eddie is getting distracted by all the shit he keeps finding under the bed. When he gets to the bottom of the box, trying to decipher his chicken scratch 5th grade handwriting, he realizes Steve’s been quiet for a while. He turns to tease him for slacking off but Steve really has stopped packing, surrounded by neatly folded piles of black t-shirts, the bottom drawer of Eddie’s dresser still open and flicking through a magazine. No, that’s not quite it. He’s absorbed by a magazine.

    Fuck.

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    Steve finds one of Eddie’s dirty magazines, Eddie makes an offer, revelations are had.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    "I’m furious, because for four fucking years, I was surrounded by opportunities for sex. I mean, I had so many people ask me out! I could have been going on so many dates! I could’ve been having sex in a club bathroom! I could have been getting fingered at a frat party! But no! He just had to wait until it was all over, so now it’s not easy anymore. Now, it’s, like, impossible to lose my fucking virginity.”

    The alpha coughs, like maybe his drink went down the wrong pipe. Steve doesn’t let it discourage him.

     

    Steve is fresh out of a five-year engagement where he was waiting for marriage, and he just wants to have sex already!

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    18 Jul 2025

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    “Holy fuck why does this feel so good,” Steve groans.

    “What? Nobody's ever played with your tits before?”

    Eddie regrets it the second he says it. Steve's eyes fly open and he tilts his head to look at him like he's crazy. Which, he is. He's well aware now.

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    Steve gets blasted in the face with upside down aphrodisiac plant pollen and Eddie has to help him through it.

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    16 Jul 2025