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To the victor go the spoils...and there’s no doubt in Vox’s mind who’s the victor here.
Except that having Alastor as a prisoner isn’t quite as amazing as Vox thought it would be. And Vox had forgotten how good Alastor was at being an obnoxious little pest.
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Five times Alastor is an absolute nuisance during his captivity, and the one time Vox just can’t take it anymore.
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01 Mar 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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01 Mar 2026
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“Hey, Sanji-kun, I have a question about your poster,” Nami starts, her voice tilting up toward the end. “Why does yours say Only Alive?”
Sanji’s first bounty poster causes more problems than he’s worth.
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14 Jan 2026
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He first meets Nico Robin when he’s nine years old. Give or take a decade, a couple murders, a handful of heists, and suddenly he’s nineteen being ratted out by her on some tiny ship surrounded by the world’s worst pirates. In their defense, maybe they suck at kidnapping princesses or pillaging nations, they’re kind of great revolutionaries. Sanji’s not sure how he feels about that.
Or, Reiju never frees Sanji from Germa, so he claws his own way up.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Prince is an Oxymoron
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