Corpsepuppy



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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “I think that was like, a religious experience.” He sighed out, much to your amusement.

    “Alright, Bible thumper, let’s get the fuck out of here.” You didn’t bother to check your appearance. You couldn’t look worse than Mr.Spiritual-Awakening over here.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Mary opens up about his more, unconventional kinks and you decide to try them out, within reason of course. Turns out role play can really open you up to new ideas.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Excited to participate in kinktober this year!

    Enjoy Mary Whoore in his natural habitat.

    We got dom Mary, sub Mary, switchy Mary, all the good shit - these are probably all gonna be short and sweet.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    “Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”

    “Do not call it that.”

    Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”

    Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.

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    04 Jan 2026