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Tend Thy Garden by CountOfEight for Zeistrijder
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2023
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There was no precedent for what they'd done tonight. It was one thing to pick a side, they had both done it and wound up across the fence from one another millennia ago... but they'd spent those millennia quietly carving out something else, something that was theirs alone, but it had always been exactly that. Theirs. Only now they'd said the quiet part out loud. Screamed it, more like. They were well and truly divorced from their former alliances and all they had now was each other. All he had was Aziraphale.
And that was what he’d wanted, but he hadn’t expected it to be so terrifying.
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After the apocalypse that wasn’t, an angel and a demon figure a few things out. A canon-divergent, soft feels fix-it fic. -
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Leia insists that her prodigal son call her by her proper title. Hux one compelling reason why that is never going to happen.
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After the destruction of Starkiller Base, Hux comes to Ren in a moment of vulnerability.
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Hux: The Angriest Pleasure Slave by Anorlost, CountOfEight
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
01 May 2016
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General Hux has been captured on an away mission and tracked to a brothel! Oh no! Will Kylo save him before it's too late? Will Hux ever stop terrorizing everyone in a ten meter radius?
From the same idiots who brought you F*ck the Snow comes an all new adventure of cracktastic proportions.
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"He pulled his brows into a frown and twisted in his seat to regard Shion with one slate-colored eye, noting the soothing, benign curve of his pink lips and how it was utterly belied by the stark heat in his eyes."
In which Shion Insists and Nezumi is doomed to fail.
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Wei Laoshi, Poonslayer by FeelsForBreakfast for babybeets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2022
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Lan Wangji comes to two conclusions, almost simultaneously. The first, is that Nie Huaisang is messing with Wei Ying. The second, is that Wei Ying has never had sex in his life.
Or: Lan Wangji goes to Yunmeng, realizes that Wei Ying is a virgin, and takes decisive action.
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17 Aug 2024
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From All the Spaces Between Times by elrhiarhodan
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
26 Feb 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi has never known it, but he has always been the Force’s Champion, destined to suffer infinite sadness in defense of the Light. On his last turn on the wheel, responsibility for The Chosen One, the false child of prophecy, had been thrust upon him with no warning, and Darkness held the upper hand.
But this time, the Force has marshaled its power and will protect its Champion until the time is right, no matter how long Obi-Wan has to wait and how much he has to suffer.
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Obi-Wan is reborn as a twelve-year old.
He wakes up on a slavers’ ship, with all of his prior life’s memories intact, and he’s bound for Tatooine with a Force-inhibitor collar around his neck, a bomb implanted in his spine, and no way of knowing what state the Galaxy is in.
Just another day in the life of the Force’s Champion.
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15 May 2024
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Warder, General, Husband by xylodemon
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time (TV)
29 Jul 2023
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"I'm not—" Mat huffed. How could he sleep, with Fades and Trollocs chasing them, and Darkfriends lurking around every blasted corner? But the last thing he wanted was Rand trying to play nursemaid—not after one of those dreams. He said, "I'm just uncomfortable, is all," in the lightest voice he could manage. "Half the bloody hay in this barn is underneath my shirt."
That pulled a laugh out of Rand, thank the Light. He slid his hand up Mat's back and curled it, still clammy with fear-sweat, at the nape of Mat's neck. His mouth grazed the hinge of Mat's jaw and lingered there—a kiss. It's just the two of us, Mat reminded himself. Just me and him. He dipped his head a little and let his lips catch the swell of Rand's cheek, then the corner of his mouth.
"Mat—"
Mat kissed him before he could say anything else, because it didn't—it didn't matter. He'd wanted Rand for years, and he'd lived on scraps as long as he could remember. And it was just the two of them now. He'd take whatever Rand was willing to give him.
(Or: Mat ends up tied to Rand in three ways that mean a lot more to him than any ta'veren nonsense)
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Fallout Short Stories & Other Miscellanea by inbox
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 3
25 May 2018
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Obligatory filing cabinet of gen and/or gay Fallout short stories. Explicit stories are clearly marked with NSFW tags in the chapter title.
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20 Jul 2023
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Six, Arcade, and Boone rest at an abandoned shack after a long day of helping the community of Sloan. Arcade knows that Boone is hiding an injury, but Boone refuses to show weakness.
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20 Jul 2023