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An Altercation by Cowpog
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
21 Sep 2017
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A strange, small infantryman slams his way into the SOLDIER cafeteria and starts yelling at the General. Onlookers are left watching in slightly horrified disbelief. And slight arousal.
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no sweet and bitter blend by aaeph
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2025
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Each night, he listens through the wiretap, waiting for Shen Yuan's breath to even out.
Or: Shen Yuan is trying his best. He makes the mistake of catching Luo Binghe's attention.
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07 Feb 2026
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pricked by a needle drawing thread by nyoomerr for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.
Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.
...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?
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01 Feb 2026
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self-written dreams by waitineedaname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2024
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Luo Binghe wanted to see, when put in a position like this, where Shang Qinghua’s loyalties fell. To his king? To his disciples? Would he try to appease both? Based on what he knew of Shang Qinghua, he half expected the man to drop to his knees and grovel.
What he didn’t expect, however, was for Shang Qinghua’s brows to pinch in confusion.
“No,” Shang Qinghua said, shaking his head. “That’s not how this scene went.”
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Luo Binghe attempts to test his spy's loyalties in the dream realm. He gets more than he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of a dream revealed
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31 Jan 2026
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Love Like You by waitineedaname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2024
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Where the hell had this strange feeling of love come from? He’d just been cooking. He was happy about it, sure, and even happier knowing he’d be able to share the meal with Shizun, but he hadn’t been thinking about anything that would’ve inspired such a reaction. And the fact that while he could identify the feeling, it felt different than it usually did…
He looked around in the hopes that something in his environment would explain what was happening, and his eyes landed on his husband in the doorway.
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31 Jan 2026
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All That Matters by waitineedaname
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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He mentally shoved this crisis in a box, then shoved that box in the deepest corner of his brain. No more crises! Thank you! He’d had enough of the crises! If he ignored it long enough, it would just go away on its own, right? Right.
The box in the corner of his brain rattled violently. Shen Qingqiu ignored it.
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30 Jan 2026