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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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23 Jan 2026
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Double Dipping by Zarth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 May 2025
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Ever since Deadpool lost his memory, it finally feels like he could get used to this life. The only thing missing is attention from the person who helped him put himself together again, his friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Deadpool's unrequited feelings turn him to an old contact to help him conjure the next best thing, fulfilling his fantasies through dreams. Deadpool's desires become torn when he starts to receive attention from Spider-Man's stalker, Peter Parker, inside and outside of his dreams.
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17 Jan 2026
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Blood-Red Rangers by notryangosling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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As they ride yet again through the humidity of a queer, sultry summer, their two horses side-by-side, Peter can’t help but look at him from the corner of his eye, cautious, wanting. The charcoal leather. The sharp angles. All the ways the legends are true.
Without warning, he meets his eye, and Peter jerks his head away, heart thudding.
“So,” Wade says, smiling that sly, half-cocked smile of his, hat tipped to the side. “Partners?”
Bit by a radioactive spider, declared an outlaw, and trapped in an alliance with an unruly mercenary, Peter Parker sets out to clear his name and expose the corruption that plagues the frontier. As he struggles with his newfound powers and an unsettling attraction to his partner, Peter must decide what he is— a man, a myth, or something else entirely.
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17 Jan 2026
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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17 Jan 2026
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Every six years, someone is chosen to make the trip to the Golden Serpent's temple. No one comes back. When his daughter's name is pulled, Wade Wilson says fuck that shit.
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There is no mistaking him. A man’s torso, broad shoulders and a surprisingly furry chest and abs, hips that break out in dazzling golden scales and give way to an impossibly long, thick tail. No horns, though. The Serpent’s hair is long, brown with a bronze luster to it, with charming cowlicks on either side. He can see how the silhouette of such a creature could seem like a horned monster. In the firelight, though, he’s glorious. It dances gleefully across his golden jewelry which somehow seems dull in comparison to his scales.
“Holy fucking shit,” Wade breathes.
The Serpent approaches.
“Are you gonna eat me?”
That seems to take the Serpent off guard. “Well…yeah.”Series
- Part 3 of poolverine bingo >:)
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10 Jan 2026