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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Geralt is human, of course he is. He has a job and a flat and ratbag of a landlord that charges too much and doesn't pay enough attention to the upkeep of his properties. Totally human. Until the police come by to accuse him of being a draft dodging Sentinel.
    Then everything, including his humanity, goes to hell in a handbasket.

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    09 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    When Izuku was a kid, some "friends" from school invited him to a sleepover. He was missing for nearly twelve hours, and was never quite right after that.
    Twelve years later, quirkless and strange, Izuku made it into UA at Katsuki's side. They're the only ones that knew he was more monster than human at this point, and he intended to keep it that way.
    Then he met Shinsou Hitoshi.

    Hitoshi spent his childhood desperately trying to escape the whispers of monster and villain and freak. He was under no delusions that this would change in UA.
    Then he met the infamous quirkless hero student, who embraced the title monster with sharp teeth and sharper threats and a sick grin. He never meant for his fascination to turn into this….obsession.
    And he certainly never meant to get noticed back.

    [Alternatively: everyone thinks Izuku and Hitoshi hate each other’s guts, but really it’s just their fucked up flirting methods. Mostly porn.]

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    21 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave, required to endure daily pain quotas and to submit sexually to his master or risk further torture in Heaven. Aziraphale devotes himself to alternative ways of meeting the contract terms with minimal harm to Crowley. At the same time, they gradually formulate a plan to abolish the slavery programme Upstairs and liberate abused demons. But as the weeks go on, the physical act of sex once meant only to keep Crowley safe in his placement with Aziraphale becomes increasingly intimate and fraught with unspoken feelings each is sure the other cannot return. Will they last long enough to dismantle the programme and return to a semblance of life before? Or will the anguish of a broken heart drive them apart--possibly forever?

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    01 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “You like pain.” Montag says simply, and lets his nail scrape further along the line of Julian’s thigh. One of Julian’s hands fists in his hair, and he laughs, “Nevermind, you love pain.”

    “I- that is-” Julian strains.

    “Tell me to hurt you.” Montag orders.

    A pang of want pierces Julian’s resolve as easily as if it were paper, “Oh my god, please do.”

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    08 Jun 2024

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    Yes.

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    “Duke Shax,” Dagon says to the demon seated on an ornate throne inside. “I bring good—well, bad good—news!”

    Shax frowns. “How is this possible? She hasn’t cast anyone out in six thousand years. And when She does, it’s him?”

    or: Three years after choosing Heaven, the Supreme Archangel finds himself in Hell. A heartbroken Crowley is dragged in (or, rather, Down) for damage control.

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    06 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So much shite just happened, and I read all of it under three hours.