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Ottawa Centaurs - The Mockumentary by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'
“What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.
“I want to eat him,”
Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.
“Like...sexually or...literally?
Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.
“Yes,”
Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.
Alternatively, The Office Fic
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18 Jan 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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15 Jan 2026
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Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
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13 Jul 2024
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Also, Buck kinda loves it. He loves being blanketed by Tommy’s huge, warm chest. He loves when Tommy rides him, big thighs straddling Buck’s hips, perfect for him to grab. He loves sucking dick just as much as he loved eating pussy.
He just—okay. He’s not complaining. Sex with Tommy is addictive. He just wishes—
The sweat on Tommy’s brow as he ran around the basketball court. The way his shoulders felt, solid and unforgiving, when they bumped into Buck’s. The way he sometimes crowds Buck against the door, like he might do something more than kiss him slow and tender.
It’s not often that Buck gets the opportunity to feel small. And, sure, he likes the aspects of smallness that he’s been given so far—the being held, the big hands on his waist, the way Tommy covers almost all of Buck when he tops—but he wants more. He wants to feel small in other ways.
But he’s not sure how to ask.
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16 Apr 2024
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How To Build A Triangle (or accidentally fall headlong into one, or whatever the fuck) by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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“Brutally honest,” Jamie says, as if he’s still trying to get the point across. “No more secrets.”
Roy stares at him. “Yes. I know what words mean.”
“Okay,” Jamie says, and then he says, “I talked to Keeley about maybe being bisexual because that night we fought over her I wasn’t just jealous about her.”
Or: Roy Kent finds himself in a situation. Fuck everyone, and Jamie Tartt in particular (gently, on soft sheets, all night long – ugh).
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04 Apr 2024