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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    “I—” Tim recalibrated. Desperately, he scanned Dick’s face—his features blurred over, a wall of nothing; Tim chipped away: “You were a kid, who’ll blame a kid? They won’t hurt anyone again. If you want to, to, to talk to anyone—but it was a long time ago, you’re Nightwing now—”

    Tuesday morning: a video was uploaded to one of the deep web black markets. The footage, shot on those grainy vintage camcorders. But Tim knew that boy in the thumbnail; his eyes had memorized him, the heft and shape and dazzle of him, imprinting like an afterimage.

    Or: a brother is a witness; there's your tragedy.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    "I would like to be a better parent to you all," Bruce said. "My resolution is to keep us like this—under one roof, together."

    It's a new year, and with all of his kids talking to him for once, Bruce resolves to be a better parent. But with Alfred gone and Dick acting strange, Bruce realises there are some things even he isn't prepared for.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    Sometimes you're given the duty and obligation to protect the Earth, whether or not you've learned to love it. Sometimes you have to find a reason to love the Earth all by yourself.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    The man in the Helicarrier is Important, so the Asset stays with him on the bank of the Potomac.

    Soon agents come to collect the man, and the Asset realises why he must know him.

    Or, Bucky, fresh from Hydra, watches the interactions between Steve and the Avengers, and comes to the logical conclusion that Steve must also be an asset like himself.

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    29 Jun 2025

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