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   Harry Potter Totally Sucks by dracogotgame

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Aug 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Dudley Dursley
   • Piers Polkiss
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Vernon Dursley
   • Humor
   • Drunk Fic
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack Treated Humorously
   • Old Fic
   • reposted
   • Drunk Logic
   • Drunk Shenanigans
   • Fluff
   • Dudley Draco Bromance

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he can't stop crushing on and that damned hippogriff that tried to eat him. And he is going to tell them what's what, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef with Potter too.

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   English

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