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    Alvin Draper shows up at Neal Caffrey’s place of employment and now Peter has a headache. A Batkid shaped one.

    Or: Neal Caffrey used to be Damian Wayne

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Dick can list off, technically, a half dozen things this piece has accomplished, and comment on the career of Cassatt herself in great detail - but something about this painting speaks to him. Not to Neal - to Dick.

    “She is beautiful, no?” says an old, weathered voice from beside and slightly below him.

    “Stunning,” he says, as he turns to smile at the old woman.

    It takes Dick a moment for his mind to catch up to his mouth - and for him to realize that he just responded in fluent Romani. A language Neal Caffrey should not know.

    Peter takes Neal to an art exhibit and very quickly comes to regret it. Meanwhile, Dick has a lovely (if bittersweet) afternoon and makes a new friend.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Klein chooses to go with Kirito that first day.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    In the wake of his families' death, Vlad is Danny's new guardian. He hates it all, but the galas are somehow the worst.

    And then someone calls him by the wrong name.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    It’s not like the world is spilling over with clones, is the thing; especially not genetically stable super-powered hybrid clones with–

    Wait, Tucker thinks, and lifts his head to stare blankly at the poster on his bedroom wall. Well, there’s a lot of posters on all of his bedroom walls, admittedly, but a specific poster on a specific wall.

    You’re a genetically stable super-powered hybrid clone,” Tucker says to his poster, still staring at the digitally-rendered face of a teen idol superhero. Superboy continues to grin cockily at him, because he’s a special edition poster and obviously isn’t gonna stop doing that.

    Tucker, very slowly, reaches for his phone and types something into Bing after all.

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    23 Oct 2025