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shy as a shadow, lovely as lace, and cold as ice by synonymsforsaid
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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Bilbo Baggins has returned to the Shire fundamentally changed. The hobbits, nosy neighbors and cheerful children alike, notice it in his newly-acquired treasures he displays proudly upon his wall, his increasingly unstable temper, and penchant for telling stories of his grand escapades by his bench in the morning. Well, word-of-mouth (and, judging by Master Baggins' hidden little plait with a golden clasp at the end) is that Bilbo had been engaged to some distant Dwarf: or, that is, he wants them to believe such. After all, Bilbo had always been a bit of a wild sort, and, in his youth, liked to make up stories in his favor to make all the other fauntlings jealous.
Cue the hatching of a scheme by one Lobelia Sackville-Baggins to get her cousin to admit his lie. How else may he prove it, if Thorin Oakenshield lays cold in a stone coffin half a world away? How else can Bilbo show that...whatever had been going on with them during those 14 months...was real as the acorn he had buried in his garden?
OR, ALTERNATIVELY: everyone thinks bilbo made up a deceased hot steamy dwarf husband for the fun of it. said hot steamy dwarf husband is actually NOT deceased, and he is also very late to tea.
Bookmarked by Damroka
21 May 2026
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Purple Hyacinth by SyrringaVulgarris
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Apr 2026
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Unlike other races, hobbits don't have a language on their own. But in what language particularly they excel at, is the language of flowers. So, when recently returned rightful owner of Bag End starts planting his garden anew, the residents of Hobbiton notice the most particular and devastating thing…
Bilbo Baggins is going mad with grief.Bookmarked by Damroka
27 Apr 2026
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Tom Riddle owns one good quill, given to him by a boy who had so many he didn't bother to count. It was the first entry in the ledger.
Every gift Harry Potter gives him (the quill, the book, the ink, the gloves, the robes) gets a line, and Tom pays it back the only way he can: fixing Harry's homework, earning his marks for him, and eventually, kissing him on a cold balcony because twelve Galleons' worth of dress robes demand a currency beyond essays.
Harry thinks they're falling in love. Tom thinks he's staying solvent.
This is the story of every object between them, and the moment Tom finally stops counting.
Bookmarked by Damroka
21 Apr 2026
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How To Impress Your Crush With Roman Empire Facts by Skylanian_Writer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2026
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When Tom Riddle expresses an interest Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare during an English class, Harry sees a way he can finally talk to and impress his crush; by memorizing as many facts about the Roman Empire as possible.
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Bookmarked by Damroka
21 Apr 2026
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Directionally Challenged and Reluctantly Participating by Origin_Of_Symmetry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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His gaze sweeps down and then back up, very pointedly noting, “you’re not wearing clothing,” like he’s either trying to determine why Harry isn’t wearing clothing, or why Harry would open the door not wearing clothing.
“Merlin, fuck, what!?” Is Harry’s rather eloquent response.
Harry Potter: Recently orphaned, newly appointed junior lord in the Wizengamot, with no life direction and absolutely zero clue what he’s doing.
Lord Thomas Gaunt shows up one morning at his door, asking for a favor, and Harry quickly finds that it’s not something he can easily refuse.
Bookmarked by Damroka
20 Apr 2026

