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    Shortly after Homecoming, Peter starts having panic attacks. Tony happens to have some experience with those.

    What do you do when everyone around you has a tendency to die? What do you do when the last person, the most precious, the one you absolutely cannot lose, maybe wants you? Do you give in, or do you run? Do you take what they offer, or do you keep them as far away from the disaster that is your life as you can?

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    18 May 2026

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    When Peter wakes up, his head is being assaulted by a sledgehammer.

    He has no idea where he is. He has no idea what happened to him. He has no idea who he is, other than "Peter". But then, he looks over at the man who is scrutinizing him with worried eyes, and he knows who the man is.

    That's his dad.

    Or - the one where Peter gets hit over the head really, really hard and has temporary amnesia, and makes a very reasonable assumption based on the data presented to him.

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    07 May 2026

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    02 May 2026

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    In the kid’s defense, it didn’t look like an intentional grift. Something about the shine in his eyes, or the way he scraped his chucks along the rug like he was burrowing in.

    No, this one didn’t come up with the idea on his own.

    More likely his mama needed a convenient scapegoat for her bastard and a PR-shined billionaire in hotrod red armor was a lot more flattering than Joe-the-out-of-work-stage-hand.

    - - - -

    A story he'd heard dozens of times before, except this one was actually true.

    When Peter Parker turns up, desperate and alone, in the lobby of Stark Tower, it changes everything - Tony's life, relationships, and even the very course of history.

    Or, the Stony-Civil-War-Fix-It nobody asked for, in the form of one very lovable, spider-shaped sprog.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    After three days of radio silence, Tony comes home.

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    22 Apr 2026