DesertRose244
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Heavily inspired by the 2002 movie directed by Steven Shainberg 'The Secretary' but instead of James Spader you get a 6'6" omnic on the crux of his villianous awakening.
Because the night you intend to die is the night you meet your new life.
Written mainly for myself, slow to update!
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If anyone's getting you hungover on Team Prime, it'll be Ratchet. The man needs a break every now and then, and though he's not far behind Optimus in terms of chugging at it on fumes- he's no Prime.
He'll total himself too because dammit, he just can't say no to your ridiculously coy smirk the once or twice per fortnight that you come in and bother his work.
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She's a mechanic at the omnic repair shop below the monastery, he's a lost soul -drifting towards furious collision.
With every human he has ever met, fought with and killed, he never imagined he'd get so close to one. She was special, though, her and her tank drum.
A slow burn about meeting our tall omnic, both pre and post Null Sector! At the moment we are just at pre Null Sector!
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Chain Of Command by DesertRose244
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
02 Oct 2024
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"They're a liason of sorts. They make deals with him in place of another party, and Prowl in place of the Autobots, yet each are left to their own privacy as they do so...
...His palm plants the table. Prowl leans in to see the image they provide him. They Stiffen. He mumbles a low sound. Their breath stops.
You want to be mysterious? You want to be threatening? Hold cards? This isn't how you do it, organic. "
In which Prowl is so convinced that he's in complete apathetic control of his actions he ends up interfacing with his deal-broker.
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You Have Our Attention, Hero by DesertRose244
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
24 May 2020
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Link stumbling into Kakariko beaten up again. Nothing major, but you still care for him anyways.
Grossly fluffy because I think we all need some right now.
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You're dying.
There's none of the panic or denial you might expect from such a realisation – just calm acceptance. Maybe even relief.
You're dying and that's okay.
Perversely, your last thought before the darkness claims you is Sans. Heh, he's going to be so mad. You've royally messed up his plans now, whatever they are... were. It's almost funny, imagining the lazy skeleton all pissed off. At least you have that warm image to accompany you to the grave.
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The world has turned to shit in the forty years since Frisk and Toriel's untimely deaths. Monsters rule the surface in quiet despair, while human resistance factions - fueled by an unrelenting hatred - continue to prod at the festering wounds left by a war few really wanted.
Sans has a plan to fix it though. He'll have to flirt with the fine line between what's right and what's best, but if everything pans out the way he hopes...
The end will justify the means.
Unfortunately, he needs your help to pull it off, and you're far from being the most cooperative rebel he's ever met.
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- Part 1 of Life Lessons
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Bookmarked by DesertRose244
22 Dec 2022
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Truly truly amazingly written fic. Story premise is something I haven't seen before this fic and UGH I just LOVE it.
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You swore to never date a gangster again. Not after last time.
But you’re not dating Sans. You’re selling yourself to him.
Yes, you’re taking dirty money. You know what people say about women like you. And if anyone connects you to the most notorious monster in New Ebott, you’re a dead woman walking.
You don’t care. His money’s keeping your sister alive.
Plus, he's dominant, funny, and… very creative with his magic.
You aren’t about to fall for him. He's just looking for some fun.
And he can never know who you really are.
Sans watched Papyrus die. He thought it would be reset away. Like usual.
He was wrong.
Six years of grief warped his soul. He’s abandoned his war against the anomaly and plunged himself into the violent, corrupt New Ebott underworld. Why not? All he’s done will be erased soon.
Until then, he'll enjoy his new distraction: a submissive, kinky human call girl.
So she’s hiding her past. So what?
The reset is coming.
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Bookmarked by DesertRose244
24 Dec 2022
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The fic in which I was absolutely ravaged by the plot, and discovered a million things about myself ( Very fortunate for my boyfriend and I). It's impeccable, and I can't scream from the rooftops about it enough.
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Lucid dreaming has never really been your thing, but on the rare occasions that it does happen, the only thing you get out of it is disappointment in your brain's inability to conjure up anything worth experiencing. The scenery is unrealistic, the buildings look wrong, the people don't behave at all like they're supposed to, and this time is no exception.
But it's your dream, so you might as well try to enjoy it.
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This is another oneshot collection of reader x champions! Each chapter is stand-alone, and is not related to the other oneshots.
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Bookmarked by DesertRose244
16 Jun 2024
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I HAVE JOINED THE SMALL NICHE THAT IS YORICK SIMP SOCIETY AND I CANNOT ESCAPE IT. I M A I N E D THIS GUY FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS AFTER READING THIS. This author is so funny, and their stories are alwaysss so so fun to read.
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Shiny and New by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
19 Sep 2023
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“I am...afraid-” he whispers, excited, reverent caution in his deep voice “-that I am not sure how to proceed, nor am I entirely confident in my ability to find my bearings once we do so-”
“You don’t have to be.” you say, smiling warmly as you place a finger against his lips. “I can take the lead this time.”
(In which you add “re-teaching a billion year old space warrior how to make love” to your resume.)
Bookmarked by DesertRose244
16 Jun 2024
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This fic made me cry and was hot as fuck. I think about what Optimus says in this every now and then
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When eternity and hunger was rough with Astarion, and it often was, he’d find himself having wild fantasies of being a lord and the banquet menus he’d write up for his coronation party. The first course he'd always envisioned while he'd lay in his cot, clutching his stomach, was seven brides from a provincial village and the seven cows they'd brought with them as dowry...So when the halfling pointed at the bound calf and told him to drink, he started laughing.
Astarion encounters the creature that will soon attempt to destroy the world.
Bookmarked by DesertRose244
16 Jun 2024
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I LOVE this writing style. And I LOVE this Durge.