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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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24 Aug 2024
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For the longest time there’s always been a cunning Slytherin and a brave Gryffindor pointing wands at one another. Kim Hongjoong and Park Seonghwa might not exactly fall under that category, for they are a Hufflepuff and a Ravenclaw, but their rivalry is just as notorious.
It escalates when they start their 5th year at Hogwarts and both get assigned as Prefects, and Captains of their respective Quidditch teams.
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05 Jun 2022
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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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27 Apr 2021
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“Yeah, obviously you think that,” Jeongguk says. “Since you’re too scared to actually compete against me.”
“Ooh,” Jimin hums with a mouthful of cookie.
Seokjin glares at him.
“At the end of the day,” Jeongguk says, bringing his tea mug to his lips but not drinking. “The easiest way to settle this is just you admitting that I'm better in bed than you.”
Seokjin scoffs, “Not happening.”
Everyone’s eyes are moving from Seokjin to Jeongguk with curiosity.
Jeongguk takes a small sip of tea, “Then, let’s find five guys to fuck.”
Translations: Russian here and here, Portuguese, Spanish, and Italian <3
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23 Apr 2021
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mini: oh god
mini: oh no oh god oh please no
mini: PLWASE NOBODY READ THAT NOBODY SCROLL UP PLEASE
mint yoongi: did you seriously just sext the groupchat
mini: EJHAJNF NOT ON PURPRSEIn which Jimin accidentally sends a sext to the groupchat, chaos ensues, and a group of very determined boys trys to figure out who exactly that text was meant for.
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31 Mar 2021