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“Whoa, no—no consent here! I didn’t agree to any of this 'mating' thing. It’s not normal to just… tell someone that! There’s a process to these things, you know? Like dating… holding hands. I hardly know anything about you two! You should at least take me out for dinner first before trying to get in my pants.” She forced a weak laugh, hoping the joke would diffuse the tension, but her blush deepened, mortified by her own boldness.
Mira tilted her head. “Dinner? Pants? What do these mean? We hunt for food, not ‘take out.’ And your… coverings? We wear hides for practicality, not barriers.”
Rumi buried her face in her hands, groaning in embarrassment. “Oh god, never mind. It’s a human joke. I mean… you should spend time with me, get to know me better—talk, share stories, build trust—before trying to take things further. Like romantically, or whatever this is.”
Zoey’s eyes glinted with sudden excitement. “So… you’re saying we can mate with you if we court you right? If we do this ‘process’ your way?” Her tail swished eagerly, the prospect of learning more about humans making her light up like a bioluminescent bloom.
Or, Rumi betrays her species to have a hot alien threesome.
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- Part 4 of Polytrix Smut Oneshots
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15 Jan 2026
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The woman’s eyes widened, and her hand reached out, not quite touching Rumi, but close. “Not that you’re not beautiful, because wow, you-” She stopped, a look of realisation crossed her face “-I mean, no, wait, no, you are beautiful, but I wasn’t hitting on you, I have a girlfriend-”
Rumi ignored her chest squeezing.
“-A stunning girlfriend, Mira. I mentioned her, right? My girlfriend Mira-” The woman stopped abruptly and lowered her head down into her arms. “Jeez, Zoey, stop rambling at the deaf woman.” It was muffled, but Rumi heard it.
Silenced by grief, Rumi’s world is transformed when she crosses paths with Mira and Zoey, who guide her toward a voice she thought was lost forever.
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Mira with Zoey holding her arm in a death grip: Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the record shop, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a vinyl?
Rumi, with selective mutism: 👁️👄👁️- Language:
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14 Jan 2026
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Emma’s tired of dodging questions about her love life. In a moment of genius-or madness-she may have lied that she's engaged to the most reclusive woman in town: Mayor Regina Mills. She never leaves her office and people are afraid to ask her questions. Regina would never find out. (Right?)
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Where Regina Mills is quite confused as to why everyone around her seems to be offering her congratulations. It's not like she has anything to celebrate. (Right?)Published: December 13, 2022
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06 Jan 2026
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you're my boss, not my girlfriend (except for this weekend) by sjstations
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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Emma Swan is late to work one time (okay, three), and suddenly she’s fake dating her terrifyingly gorgeous CEO at a corporate-family retreat where the board, the press, and Regina’s mother are all waiting to judge them.
It’s supposed to be strategic. Professional. Nothing personal. It's strictly work and nothing more.
Then Regina looks at her a little too long, Henry's instantly drawn to her, and oh fuck- Emma's screwed.
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05 Jan 2026
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Mira took her eyes off of her and Rumi's daughter for ten seconds and she wandered off.
At least she wandered off with her other mom- Wait, no. That's not Rumi.Meet cute au where Rumira meet Zoey after their daughter mistakes her for one of them in a store
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31 Dec 2025