Distracted_Milkshake
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Moon Knight x reader - Kinktober 2025 by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Oct 2025
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1. Hair pulling - Marc
2. Pegging - Marc, Steven
3. Mutual Masturbation - Steven
4. Dacryphilia - Marc
5. Orgasm Denial - Jake
6. Petplay - Steven
7. Mommy Kink - Marc
8. Virginity Loss - Steven
9. Blood - Marc
10. Semi Public - Steven
11. Double Penetration - Steven, Jake
12. Cockwarming - Marc
13. Edging - Jake
14. Pregnant Sex - Steven, Marc
15. Restraints - Marc, Steven, JakeSee notes for individual links. They look better on tumblr!
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Smart ass, sorry ass, dumb ass. by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2025
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You've spent the last year and a half dissecting and exploring your relationship with one man that is actually three guys sharing the same body. What that means for dates, sharing, intimacy… to put simply how it all works.
How it works isn't as much fun as the fact it does. Or, well, did.
Because something just had to come and ruin it, flip it on its head, bring forward all the precariousness you denied to get here, and make everything more complicated, if that was even possible. You had to end up pregnant with Marc, Steven, and Jake's baby.
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Little Bit Better - Bob Reynolds x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Oct 2025
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You visit Bob at the tower to give him a little assurance, kisses, and cosmic brownies. Oh and suck his dick.
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Cuddle Up - John Walker x reader by Distracted_Milkshake
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Oct 2025
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John turns what was supposed to be a dicking into talk therapy so you turn it into a cuddling session.
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- English
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- Kudos:
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Recent bookmarks
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Bookmarked by Distracted_Milkshake
22 May 2025
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while fiddling with bb–8's memory, you stumble onto an audio message– poe's prerecorded goodbyes.
Bookmarked by Distracted_Milkshake
16 May 2025
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WordGirl Pitch Meeting by SharkGirlNirea
Fandoms: WordGirl (Cartoon), Screen Rant Pitch Meetings (Web Series)
27 Mar 2022
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Mr. Producer has assigned everyone to come up with the perfect edutainment show. And Mr. Screenwriter pitches a show that has it all: comedy, interesting characters, and a ton of horrifying implications.
Bookmarked by Distracted_Milkshake
21 Feb 2025
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ROGERS: An American Musical by HopeNight
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hamilton - Miranda
03 Sep 2016
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In the MCU, instead of picking up a biography of Alexander Hamilton, Lin-Manuel Miranda picks up a biography of Steve Rogers. This changes things. While the world goes insane for the musical, Steve and the man who believes himself to be Bucky Barnes find their own ways to take control of their narratives.
So here's the real question: How does a half-dead orphan born in the middle of a forgotten spot in the tenements of New York without a father and raised by a single mother grow up to be the first and only super soldier?
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- Chapters:
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Bookmarked by Distracted_Milkshake
17 Feb 2025
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The Time Matt Brought Home a Cat (And Foggy Won't Let Him Keep It) by TheMetaBard
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
20 Jul 2023
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Matt finds an injured, blind cat near some dumpsters and makes a deal with God to take it home and nurse it back to health. However, Matt has a soft spot for hopeless causes and ends up falling in love with the thing and Foggy is less than enthused.
(some mattfoggy domestic differences + a sprinkle of hurt/comfort)
can be read as a standalone
Series
- Part 6 of Your Honor, They're Idiots
Bookmarked by Distracted_Milkshake
21 Feb 2024