DoAliensLikePasta
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Hel of Midgar, The Metal Ash by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Midgar has been ravaged for years by crime; murder, assault, abuse.
Death reigned over them all; the being every criminal feared, taking out the truly awful.
One summer, Death vanished. When it returned, a new being that people in Midgar named Angrboda, for its ferocity and violence.
Now after another decade of absence, Death returned. This time with another apprentice; Siren. More brutal than its predecessor, the new slaughter has left the MPD spiraling.But with Death's absence came a gap; filled by four killers just as brutal, just as bloody.
The Hound, even more brutal than Angrboda had been, though not nearly as methodic. Feral and Punishing, often mocking his victims.
The Starved Man, everything The Hound is not; Methodical, Clean, and Careful. Leaving behind immaculate scenes, with not a single clue.
The Red Mage; Known for their love to torch their scenes and their victims, leaving behind only hints to Why the victim was killed. Their control of flame suggests Materia long outlawed.
Unknown; Clean. Merciless. A potential copycat of Deaths Of which there are many. But none as skilled as Unknown.Midgar must watch as Siren explores the new territory and new prey within.
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- Part 2 of Midgar Murder Husbands & Co.
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Siren of the Slums by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
26 Feb 2024
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The “Oni no Kin,” “Midgar Buster,” “Red Mage” and “Hound of Midgar” have ravaged the city for years. Slaughtering hundreds and leaving no survivors or witnesses.
It all starts with “Death's” disappearance. A killer with clean methods: a single shot to the middle of the forehead. Death’s been around for decades, killing often. Once a month at least, with the record high being 20 corpses found in one day.
After 36 months of “Death's” absence, he reappears, bringing someone with him.
The Siren.
Just as elusive and just as deadly as Death himself.
Siren’s corpses are often found naked or at the sight of past attempted or carried out sexual assaults. The victims of said attempts are solid in their statements; they didn’t see anyone or anything.
In the coming months however, the Hound of Midgar seems to fall under the Siren's song, followed closely by his companions. A strange ritual begins, using corpses to communicate and conspire. It keeps the Midgar PD on their toes, to say the least.
Thisnis the Siren's story, from learning Death's song, to falling in love with four of the most ruthless men on Gaia.
(Work in progress! I’ve finally refound my muse)
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- Part 1 of Midgar Murder Husbands & Co.
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When Nero finds a black kitten in his trash can, he wasn’t expecting much. A companion for the kids, maybe.
Not to reconnect with an old friend…or something more.
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Dazai Osamu has been in a coma for exactly one year, seven months, and twenty-two days. But Death still refuses to take him.
Trapped in the space between worlds and unable to die, Dazai waits, killing what precious time he may have left and hoping—praying—that his family will pull the plug and move on. He doesn't expect someone to move into his old apartment instead.
Nakahara Chuuya, two-time Grammy awards winner, and freshly unemployed pessimist, has never believed in fate, much less the supernatural. But the lively—if a bit annoying—ghost of his apartment's previous tenant, might just change everything.
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26 Apr 2025
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The random fic in which Chuuya is a hat god from whom Dazai keeps accidentally requesting hats and then gets rid of them once they have served their purpose.
Chuuya doesn’t understand why Dazai won’t accept his marriage proposal.
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- Part 8 of Unrelated skk fics
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24 Apr 2025
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There is NOT enough Murder Husbandry in this goddamn fandom! So, I have taken it upon myself to amend this travesty, as it were. You can basically consider Play With Fire as the theme of this series, but BTS House of Cards is good for the softer scenes.
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14 Apr 2025
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Dazai has blue balls for three days. Chuuya takes care of that over the phone, but Dazai seriously owes him one.
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- Part 4 of Soukoku Murder Husbands
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08 Apr 2025
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Dazai thinks Chuuya is way too cute. It’s evident in the way his cheeks warm up in the sun or how his lips tilt into a smile when he’s happy. Although he’s never facing the cameras when he changes his expression, Dazai has them planted across the Port Mafia just to watch him from every angle.
Dazai would tear the world into pieces just to keep Chuuya close by him. But does he know that the same sentiment is shared by the one he loves the most?
(Or: a yandere x yandere au.)
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- Part 4 of Murder Mania
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08 Apr 2025