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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Hel of Midgar, The Metal Ash by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Midgar has been ravaged for years by crime; murder, assault, abuse.
Death reigned over them all; the being every criminal feared, taking out the truly awful.
One summer, Death vanished. When it returned, a new being that people in Midgar named Angrboda, for its ferocity and violence.
Now after another decade of absence, Death returned. This time with another apprentice; Siren. More brutal than its predecessor, the new slaughter has left the MPD spiraling.But with Death's absence came a gap; filled by four killers just as brutal, just as bloody.
The Hound, even more brutal than Angrboda had been, though not nearly as methodic. Feral and Punishing, often mocking his victims.
The Starved Man, everything The Hound is not; Methodical, Clean, and Careful. Leaving behind immaculate scenes, with not a single clue.
The Red Mage; Known for their love to torch their scenes and their victims, leaving behind only hints to Why the victim was killed. Their control of flame suggests Materia long outlawed.
Unknown; Clean. Merciless. A potential copycat of Deaths Of which there are many. But none as skilled as Unknown.Midgar must watch as Siren explores the new territory and new prey within.
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- Part 2 of Midgar Murder Husbands & Co.
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Live or Die, May it be by Your Hands by CosmicSoaring
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Dec 2024
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While rare, a bond between two alphas has the potential to change one participant’s secondary gender into that of a beta or an omega. The process is almost guaranteed success if said participant is mentally willing to accept such a role, but there is no formula or absolute method to cause a change in one’s biology.
Panic strikes Chuuya like a knife through the gut. He locks his phone and borderline throws it on the table before beginning to pace the length of his bedroom.
What the hell did he do?
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07 Feb 2026
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The first time Dazai brings it up, three months into them sleeping together, Chuuya’s fucking her against the shower wall.
“You know what would be sexy?” she asks, conversational like Chuuya isn’t balls deep inside her with her legs wrapped around his hips. “You should fuck me while I’m asleep.”
Dazai wants to try something new. It takes a while, but Chuuya comes around.
Or, five times Dazai asks Chuuya to indulge in somnophilia with her and the one time he gives in, with a little falling in love along the way.
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- Part 1 of she's just a girl (fem dazai canonverse)
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03 Feb 2026
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One night Chuuya comes home and finds a drunk stranger in his bed. Getting the guy, who turns out to be an obnoxious, pitiful literature student, out of his apartment is one thing, but getting him out of his life? Practically impossible.
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Or, the Port Mafia executive Chuuya and literature student Dazai AU.
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Now with stunning art by run_mello mementochuuya and Lorax_Min (Chuuya) (Dazai) <3- Language:
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01 Feb 2026
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I'm bad at writing a summary but here we go:
'Opposites'
Harrison was opposite to his sister- Hope- in every way: Where she could barely control her magic, he could summon things when he was only one; where she was trained by tutors to defeat the dark lord, he was in the past getting trained by the founders; And where she was giving her life for the light, he became a new sign of hope for the dark.
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Wrong G/BWL Au, Harrison time travels to the past to grow up with the founders only to go back to the future a month before his first day at hogwarts. He decided that the dark side shares more of his ideas than the light side does and eventually even finds love in the man his sister is trying to destroy.
(This sounds so sappy, I promise it's not.)
RATING & WARNINGS MIGHT CHANGE LATER!- Language:
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24 Jan 2026
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Dazai struggles with being a little and his fear of vulnerability, Chuuya does his best to be there for his partner.
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Part 4 fan art by knoxx.tbox
Baby Dazai n Fishie by soyverjn
Animatic by knoxx.tbox- Words:
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Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
05 Jan 2026