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Crowley enjoys being topside, there's things that he just can't enjoy in Hell. One such thing isn't a thing...
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Gabriel is a snoop that likes to invade Castiel's privacy.
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( Flambae-centric | TW at the beginning of each chapter.)
“What’s happening to him?” Robert asks, suddenly, tilting his head towards Chad. The man lifts an eyebrow, unamused.
“You broke him, that’s what happened,” Prism muses, “you coming in here looking like that, every sicko into that shit would be all over you!”
As if self-awareness is finally kicking in, Robert’s right hand flies to his neck, hissing when pale fingers brush against the bruises, “Should I hide them?”
“No shit, Sherlock,” Chad wheezes, “what the fuck were you fucking thinking coming here looking like that?!”OR:
Chad knows what people expect from him: strength, fire and lots of angry sex. He's used to it. But what happens when he catches feelings for Robert, and everything the man wants is exactly what everyone else always expects? Chad should keep his distance, protect himself from a man who can extinguish his fire with a snap of his fingers.
But he doesn't. He can't.Series
- Part 2 of Flamabert/MechaBae stories
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16 Feb 2026
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“Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.
Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”
“Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”
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Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!
(edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)
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02 Dec 2025
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Waterboy's Guide To Mitigating The Effects Of Unprofessional Conduct In The Workplace Bathroom by hellOwOrld112358
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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Waterboy was rock fucking hard. Despite his best efforts, the scene unfolding outside was just impossible to ignore. It was singlehandedly the hottest thing he’d ever experienced in his entire life, and all of it was going straight to his dick.
The throbbing, aching member strained against the waterproof fabric of his wetsuit, making an incredibly obvious, incredibly large bulge.
He froze as a very dangerous, very unprofessional thought appeared to him.
The devil on his shoulder whispered that fucking your coworker in the men’s bathroom was also unprofessional, which, admittedly, was a good point. If they started it, could he really be blamed for… mitigating the effects of their unprofessional conduct?
Surely not, he reasoned.
I mean, if it’s just for… practicality, it can’t be wrong.
… Right?
Another moan rang out, sending a hot pulse of arousal through his abdomen.
R-Right.
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Or: The bathroom scene from Episode 4 goes a little... differently.
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21 Nov 2025
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A surprise party for Robert goes sour when he has other plans, dragging Coupé into a dumb college game played by her dumb teammates. Her dumb, very sexy teammates.
Alternate Title: Let's have an orgy and not tell Robert.
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21 Nov 2025
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Flambae goes on a date. Robert is not impressed.
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- Part 2 of the dreaded flambert situationship
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21 Nov 2025