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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au) by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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A fun au where we see a different version of the harry potter universe through the perspective of the newspaper
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- 4,312
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians- Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Book 1 by Ladyraven14
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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This fanfiction is inspired by various other fanfiction and their writers, as well as by Rick Riordan.
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- Part 1 of Reading Percy Jackson
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,017
- Chapters:
- 12/?
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- 2
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
13 Feb 2026
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“So, you don’t want to kiss a man anymore?”
“I didn’t say I changed my mind about that,” Till replies. “I’ll just ask someone else.”
“Just try it,” Ivan says. The words are sweet, but the sheer amount of venom in them is nothing if not a warning.
whenever till kisses men, they always mysteriously vanish in the next few days. he knows why that is. but the thrill of the chase is much too fun to give up.
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- English
- Words:
- 21,643
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
11 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander Doesn't (not to be confused with Can't) Fight by RedDragon11133
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't fight.
Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.
Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.
Series
- Part 2 of When We Play Montreal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,847
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 330
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- 12,155
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
04 Feb 2026
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“I can bring her in, yes. As many times as necessary. I am very responsible.”
Shane gives him an odd look and double-checks his chart. “I will hold you to that, Mr Rozanov. It’s a commitment. She’ll be a handful.”
Ilya doesn’t flinch. “I have hands.”
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Shane thinks one of his clients is just very committed, and slightly hypochondriac, about the care of his dog. Ilya is running out of excuses to see the hot vet.Series
- Part 6 of hollanov aus
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
01 Feb 2026
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Familiars don't get like this unless something has gone very, very wrong with their witch.
Shane swallows. That complicates things. "Okay," he murmurs, more to himself than the wolf. "I can't treat you out here."
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Shane is a witch living alone in the forest. He finds Ilya, a Familiar, who decides he does not want to leave. It might be a formula for disaster, but Shane's always been quite good with those.Series
- Part 4 of hollanov aus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,085
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
01 Feb 2026