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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au) by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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A fun au where we see a different version of the harry potter universe through the perspective of the newspaper
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You love blood too much But not like I do by Paintedapples
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
07 May 2024
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It did not bring any sort of comfort for it to resemble a human, a man and for him to be so regal and beautiful beyond any physical perception made Corinthian want to wrap his hands around its delicate neck. Just to see if he could taint such flawless flesh.
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22 Sep 2025
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Dream confronts the Corinthian at the Cereal Convention, without expecting him to actually make a good point about revenge being justified.
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22 Sep 2025
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21 Sep 2025
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“How much longer will you test my willingness to keep you…?”
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- Part 1 of never stray, never break
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21 Sep 2025
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Morpheus glared, "Your cruelty should've stayed in the Dreaming."
The Corinthian stretched languidly, "You flatter me. Can I get up? This floor isn't the most comfortable."
Morpheus' hand clamped down on his shoulder, grip forcing him to stay down, "Do you know what I find so interesting about your daydreams?"
"Enlighten me."
"You claim to hate me, yet each one is yet another attempt to get my attention, to convince yourself that you don't want what you truly long for. I know what you lust after, Corinthian, and it's not you controlling me..." Dream made a slow, predatory circle around his nightmare, trailing cold fingertips over tan skin, "It's quite the opposite."
"You know nothing." The Corinthian snarled, snapping at Dream's fingers with all three sets of teeth, like a rabid animal.
"Don't I?" Morpheus crooned, "I made you. I know all my dream creatures, but I know you especially, Corinthian. You fascinate me."
"This is an awful lot of talk for someone who claims to know more about me than myself." The Corinthian snapped, "Do something with all your knowledge, oh wise one."
[AKA kinky dream sex because the corinthian can't stop having wet dreams about his creator]
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21 Sep 2025