Ducks_Hate_Me



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    And,” Hen tacks on, rolling her eyes from where she’s leaning against Chimney, “Buck’s never confirmed it, but y’know, that name is not because he’s a firefighter,” Hen wiggles her eyebrows at him and slowly holds her hands up, placing them a good seven or eight inches apart, insinuating something with the position.

    It takes Eddie an embarrassingly long moment to realize Hen is holding up what they believe Buck’s dick size is; however, the only thing Eddie can think about is how wrong they are.

    He knows what Buck is packing in his pants—a false alarm of anthrax exposure hitting Buck and Eddie had revealed certain things to the brunet after being hosed off in an opaque tent completely naked next to his best friend—and it isn’t a dick. No, it’s something that absolutely haunts his dreams—so often, it was why he and Ana had broken up. He couldn’t stop thinking of the soft, pale pink pussy that’s fat and powdered with a thatch of neat blond curls his friend hides.

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    or; i, yet again, push my "buck has a pussy" agenda because i love free will

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    “It, ah, took me a minute to feel anything, y’know? I was like, ‘Is he waiting for something?’ So, I asked if he was… in, and he told me, “Yeah, all in,” and I couldn’t… feel anything past his hips against my ass,” Buck’s face does something weird, tongue darting out to lick his lips.

    Hen gasps suddenly, hand coming up to clap over her mouth. “No,” she mutters, shaking her head. “No-,”

    “Yeah… that’s uh, when I found out Tommy had a micropenis,” Eddie chokes.

    or; when buck comes in stormy-eyed and brimming with anger, they all confront him to get the full story and find out he's fresh off a breakup, has blue-balls, and is reeling from the reveal his ex has a micropenis, so what does eddie do to make it better?

    he loves (and fucks) buck better than tommy ever could. and finally makes buck realize he's been eddie's this entire time.

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    When Tommy walks into the hospital, just off shift still covered in ash and soot, Buck couldn't help himself. He called Tommy a "beast" and he wasn't wrong. So what's a guy to do but to bring the beast home and take it for a ride.

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    Everything is fine.

    Maddie and Chim have welcomed their baby boy — Kevin Daniel Robert Buckley Han — named after the men they loved and lost. Hen has finally put aside her fears and accepted the captaincy of the 118. And most importantly, Athena and Chim have made peace with each other, because the man they both respected and loved, Bobby, would have wanted it that way.

    So it’s fitting that the first gathering at Athena's new home is a proper 118 barbecue. Everyone is in the yard, enjoying themselves — celebrating having made it through the hellfire of last week, welcoming baby Robert into the family, and saying goodbye to Eddie before he transfers to the El Paso Fire Department.

    A barbecue that Bobby would have been proud of.

    In the midst of all this happiness, though, no one notices the lone figure standing quietly in the corner — looking a little lost, out of place, and alone.

    You were wrong, Bobby. They don’t need me.

    So Buck leaves.
    He sets down the mac and cheese casserole — the one Bobby taught him to make — on the side table, and walks away.

    They won’t miss him.
    They don’t need him.

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    Buck has an accident on the job and faces a long, uncertain road to recovery

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