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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Roy sits down on the tarmac, opens his mouth to take a bite of his sad craft services sandwich, and almost drops it in his lap when New Guy bounces off Natasha, takes immediate damage from her murder stare, and murder stares back.

    Oh no.

    He's perfect.

    Natasha is going to adopt him before Roy can marry him.

    Roy is going to have Natasha as a mother-in-law. The thought is absolutely terrifying.

    "Sandwich," Jason whispers in Roy's ear, jabbing an unreasonable elbow into his ribs.

    "Cut it out!" Roy hisses, conscious of the cameras.

    "You cut it out." Jason sits down aggressively close, snatching his sandwich and forcing Roy to scoot over or fall over. "Your mooning is getting between me and my lunch."

     

    A lighthearted no capes T4T AU in a completely fictitious lightly Mythbusters-flavored setting.

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    24 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    "I am a type A personality everywhere I go, Jason. Home is my place to be blissfully C-minus."

    Jason snorts. "Your scale only goes down to C-minus, huh?"

    "It's graded on a curve, Jason," Tim says solemnly, "And I have been to Roy's apartment."

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    24 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    The whip curled tight around Thanatos’s arm. Mercifully, she had taken the spikes out.

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    Megaera knows what she wants, and she knows how to get it.

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    24 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Slade lifts his mask just enough to free his mouth and wets a couple fingers, which he then brings to the crease of the kid's ass.

    Red Hood freezes again. Then outright thrashes out, voice raising and almost saturating his modulator. "Don't you fucking dare, you fucking-" A single finger breaching in stops his ranting short. He chokes on an insult instead.

    "Stop me then."

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Selina Kyle doesn't particularly like children. They're too noisy and stupid and they cry way too much.
    Bruce's kids though, they're something else altogether.

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    16 Mar 2026