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Employee Handbook for Getting in Too Deep by groundbrains
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy cannot stop running into Hermione Granger at her job(s)
A romantic comedy in which Draco grapples with pet care, running charitable events, Theo, a meddling Mother, and courting Granger. -
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Hermione Granger is a potions professor at Hogwarts, buried in lesson plans and essays while her friends build lives filled with love and adventure. Draco Malfoy runs a high-end apothecary in Diagon Alley, living a life equally structured—until their worlds begin to overlap in unexpected ways. After a series of chance encounters, old grudges begin to blur and something new starts to brew between them.
“She needed to do something to break her routine and venture into new territory.”
Maybe that something is him.
- This is a story about love and healing. Finding the best in those the world has turned their backs on. Being scared of everything around you but having the courage to exist anyway -
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Missives from the Morning After by thephoenixandtheflame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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When Hermione Granger wakes up after a long night of drinking to find Draco Malfoy sitting at her kitchen table, the only obvious conclusion she can draw is that he has broken in.
Either that, or she's gone mad.
Turns out it's neither.
(A story featuring the repeated misuse of pumpkin juice, an errant bra, a bloodthirsty secretary, several ugly couches and a misidentified waltz)
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Sequel to “Shattered Pieces of the Human.” Harry returns to Hogwarts to finish up his sixth year. With Snape dead, Dumbledore escaped, and his father making changes in Hogwarts, Harry presses every day closer to the edge of what it means to be Voldemort’s son.
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- Part 4 of Broken Glass
