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    Something sinister is happening in the village of Windermere.

    When the rumours reach Heaven, Aziraphale is sent—disguised as a priest—to investigate. Heaven believes it’s a vampire problem. Aziraphale is fairly certain he knows better.

    What Aziraphale discovers is worse: Crowley has been cursed. And the only way to break it may involve the one thing Crowley was never meant to taste.

    Angel blood.

    “You stayed,” Crowley remarked after a moment, mild surprise threading through his tone. “I wondered whether you’d come to your senses in the daylight.”

    Aziraphale studied him carefully. For a brief moment Crowley looked like the familiar, infuriating demon he had known for centuries. Then the roguish smile sharpened into something predatory.

    Crowley rose from his chair in one fluid motion. “I’ve waited long enough,” he said. “Hungry.”

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Father Aziraphale is a young priest living in the seminary and doing his best.

    Until a new student arrives. Crowley is his opposite in every way and seems to go out of his way to make Aziraphale's life harder.

    As long as they stay out of each other's way, it should be fine. But nothing is ever that simple.

    Slow burn, pining, forbidden love, and enemies to friends to lovers, because why have one trope when you can have them all?

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    After more than twenty years in publishing, Aziraphale Fell finds himself redundant and desperate enough to try advertising. As a senior copywriter he's paired with Crowley, a cynical art director who's spent years in the agency coasting on talent and contempt.

    They shouldn't work together well – Aziraphale with his passion, his fountain pens and faith in craft, Crowley with his irreverence, his sunglasses and studied indifference.

    But somehow they do.

    An Advertising Agency AU

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Aziraphale Fell is bone-achingly lonely. He has his collection of curious, old books and enough money to live quite comfortably for the rest of his life without earning another quid. But no one truly knows him, and he spends most days wrestling with the uneasy sensation of being a fraud in his own story. It’s desperation that drives him to hire an escort on his birthday, hoping to happily exist as himself for just one night.

    Anthony Crowley shed his blue-blood life like a too-tight skin. He’s living by his own rules, fixing motorbikes and making money as an escort…which suits him perfectly, except for when he’s feeling terribly alone. One night there’s a call out of the blue. The voice on the other end is prim and fumbling, asking him if he’d like to meet up…just for the evening, money is not a problem. And Crowley can’t help but be very, very intrigued.

    A Pretty Woman retelling, but make it ineffable.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    23 years ago Crowley was reincarnated as a human. He spent those years totally ignorant of who he was or who his friend “Ezra” actually was.

    Now, Crowley remembers everything.

    It should make everything easier for him and for Aziraphale, who has been human nearly as long, and known the truth the entire time. But, it’s a disorienting thing to wake up in a different life. There are decisions Crowley didn’t get to make, music he didn’t decide to share, and family that isn’t really his.

    No, remembering isn’t going to make life easier at all.

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    07 Mar 2026