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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first year on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Luke has never much imagined motherhood. But in Aemond's court, it is the only currency he has.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Rozanov's physical presence was Shane's own personal aphrodisiac; if he could organise every waking minute of his day according to his preferences, half of it would on the ice and the other half in bed. They wouldn't even have to fuck. Well. They would a hundred percent fuck, some of that time. But the rest of it, Shane could just sit in Rozanov's lap, keeping his dick warm, just a nice soothing fullness while they napped and talked and answered emails or something. He'd even let Rozanov smoke, if he really had to.

    "Aw, is this compromise?" Rozanov crooned when Shane was panting out this plan in little incoherent gasps, face down in the pillows. "So sweet. Did not know you could do that."

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Hey, did you hear about Rozanov?”

    Shane’s head snaps up at the mention of the Boston captain, eyes locking with Hayden’s. His friend looks amused, motioning to his phone.

    “No, what about him?” Shane asks, trying to sound casual.

    “He got some girl’s name tattooed on his leg. Apparently he was out partying with his team after their win and got it done. An Instagram post is going viral about it.”

    or, Ilya gets a tattoo. Shane is very calm about it.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    14 Feb 2026