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  1. Harry Potter and Quirks, what could go right? by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    05 Nov 2024

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  2. Cupids and Anti-Cupids by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    15 Feb 2024

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  3. Legion of Vigilantes by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    07 Nov 2023

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  4. Buzzfeed Unsolved AU by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    03 Nov 2019

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

    What you owe... by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    20 Sep 2016

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    It's been three years since the Inquisition learned who he was and so far their efforts against him have failed spectacularly. No longer touched by anything but his sole remaining purpose, Solas has become colder than ever before, which is of course the perfect time for Lavellan to make an appearance with a demand that slaps the ice out of the Dread Wolf's veins.

    Were she there to kill him this might have been a very short story.

    This was supposed to be a one shot designed to dislodge two years worth of writers block, it has mutated into something that will require more chapters.

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    09 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lavellan is tired, and Solas can free her.

     

    Read when you want to feel something so devastating it becomes heart-rending and beautiful

  2. Public Bookmark 81

    Dictionary of El'vhen/Elvish by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    11 Jul 2025

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    I broke down El'vhen into component parts and replaced the elided apostrophes. This is still fan fic, because despite having a linguistics minor, I could be very wrong. But if I'm not too far off, it should give us the tools to make new words.

    It's mostly all translated from canon sources (Katiebour's Cypher) and the wiki.

    It really shouldn't need to be said.

    I am violently against AI. Do NOT put ANY of my work into ANY AI system, including Deep-L. I'm happy to provide phrases and translations if you ask.

    Email
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    I can't do anything about scrapers. But willfully putting my weeks of work on this project into any variety of AI is absolutely offensive.

    I'll take all my fics and the dictionary down if I find out about it.

    AI is *awful*. Putting someone else’s work into one is not only copyright violation, it means you should take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what the actual fuck are you doing?

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    11 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Elvhen dictionary fuck yeah

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    Bonded by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    23 Mar 2024

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    A soulmates AU focusing on the League and Hawks.

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    Bookmarked by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION

    07 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 90

    Reasons We Should Probably Not Get Into Right Now by

    Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)  

    04 Jul 2022

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    In which the doctor chooses an assistant for himself.

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    Bookmarked by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION

    07 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bookmarking for more rereading because AO3 is cruel and won't let me kudos it everytime I read it again

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    Wrong Place, Wrong Time (But Pretty People Are Never Wrong so SHH) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    10 Sep 2022

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    Egyptian God Hawks needs followers and happens to stumble across a certain group of humans.

    The League and the rest of the world are just real Confused.

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    Bookmarked by ERROR404CANNOTFUNCTION

    25 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Praise Geb for speaking this author into existence, Hawks as a Desert Sands God because Set was grew bored of caring for a particular piece of land is a genius idea. Nut would ABSOLUTELY adore Hawks and give him free reign of her domain. His obsession with Pretty and Gold and all things worshipper related is so fucking amazing. Just 10/10