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It begins, as all things do, with her right hand shoved up a well-greased turkey’s butt.
“Talk fast Humphrey, because in case you haven’t noticed, this delicate hand here — ” Blair hisses, wiggling said hand that was currently plunged wrist-deep in the poor fowl’s carcass, “ — was not designed for prolonged contact with raw poultry!”
“Oh, shoot, wait,” mutters Dan, eyes darting towards his laptop screen. “Martha Stewart says we’re supposed to rub a sprinkle of salt and pepper, y’know, inside the cavity before we fill it up — ”
Blair’s eyes widen in horror. “And you couldn’t tell me this before I grabbed a handful of stuffing and shoved it straight up a turkey’s ass??”
(or: Dair, Christmas holiday shenanigans, and perhaps the blossoming of something new…? 🩷)
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04 Dec 2025
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Summary: Someone is kidnapping the wives of Metropolis’ wealthy business owners and holding them for ransom. So far two wives have gone missing each from different charity events. When the kidnappers strike a little too close to home and take Lana Luthor, Chloe brings the case to her heroes. The JL enlist its top two people to go undercover posing as a married couple to find out who’s taking the women, why, and how to get them back before it’s too late. (Written for Dandiandi22)
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- Part 2 of The Justice Leauge Chronicles Series
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08 Jun 2025
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Their relationships with Andie and Dawson are over, and Pacey and Joey become friends. But as they grow closer, Dawson refuses to accept he's lost Joey, Pacey and Dawson’s friendship is on the rocks, and Pacey faces a deteriorating relationship with his father.
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27 Feb 2025
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When Jimmy comes looking for Chloe to reignite an old flame, its clear she needs rescuing. Enter Lex Luthor.
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31 Dec 2024
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“I am so going to regret asking, but—what exactly are you getting at, Blair?”
Blair takes a deep breath, sitting up straight, and lets it all come out in a rush: “Come with me to Paris and pretend to be my boyfriend.”
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- Part 1 of write this down