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In which there is a war, and there are five friends who'd do anything for each other.
(Except, when they wouldn't.)
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- Part 2 of Five, six, three
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At various points over the years -- and often by accident -- Lily Evans has found herself the unwitting guardian of all sorts of the Marauder’s secrets.
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- Part 1 of Five, six, three
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Sometimes, rebuilding trust is easier said than done.
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- Part 2 of Freedom
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What it all comes down to is, despite his best efforts, Sirius Black has never really understood Remus Lupin.
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Dean tries to cling onto the fact that it is a lovely thing that his goddamn brother is trying to carve reindeer teeth indentations into a root vegetable in his kitchen. Magical.
(Another year, another Christmas that isn't going exactly as planned)
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- Part 9 of Frigging Festivities
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Dean is a rock star with a bad reputation in the tabloids and his contract's up for renewal. Cas is an out-of-work actor with two big-budget flops under his belt. Their publicist comes up with a solution -- pretend to date to temper Dean's reputation and bolster Cas' star power.
But Dean's habits are exactly the kind of thing Cas hates and Cas' closed-off professionalism makes him Dean's definition of a buzzkill. Not to mention that when Dean finds someone attractive, he likes to fuck it out of his system. And Cas, well, he made his agent promise to pull him from the arrangement if things get too real.
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29 Oct 2022
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Sherlock is in love with John Watson. John Watson is in love with Mary Morstan. Sherlock likes Mary Morstan just fine. Sherlock likes drugs more. And most importantly, Sherlock doesn’t like Sherlock.
String theory dictates the laws of the universe. But their story isn’t one that can be boxed up neatly, tied in a heartstring bow.
"After all, the axioms of homeostasis dictate that an infinity sign of negative feedback can only loop back in on itself.”
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19 Aug 2018
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It comes as a surprise to exactly no one that Luke Danes is not a fan of the smart phone. To put it lightly. This doesn’t stop Lorelai from talking him into getting one. After a long, hard road of needling, nagging, and (when all else fails) flagrant seduction.
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10 Dec 2016
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Dean can't sleep. Cas offers to tire him out.
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04 Apr 2016
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“Y’all are sweet,” she says, and nods to indicate him and Cas. “Is he your—are you all together?”
Dean’s still contemplating how to answer this without saying something offensive—he never has figured out a polite way to say “no homo”—when Cas answers for him. Cas doesn’t even look up from his plate, his mouth full of baklava and some stray flakes of phyllo dough sticking to his lips when he says, “Yes.”
Dean feels more than sees Sam go very still across the table, forkful of salad and grilled chicken poised in midair.
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In which Cas is human and doesn't understand basic concepts like: clothing, Mythbusters, moisturizer, and Greek food. Dean is...Dean and doesn't understand basic concepts like: boyfriends, language, how to tell your friend that he's a walking miracle, and when not to quip.
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- Part 1 of Stories Are Made of Mistakes
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22 Feb 2016