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Believe Me When I Say I Carry All My Sins by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Aug 2025
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Sakura dies alone in the woods, and then her day gets worse.
(badass Sakura from darkest timeline ends up in an okayish timeline and proceeds to beat the shit out of anybody who tries to mess with her village)
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- English
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- 19/?
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23 Apr 2026
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When Sakura died, she expected to be greeted by blue skies and floating clouds and be welcomed by the loving arms of her friends who died before her. She expected Ino to smack her arm for dying, expected Kakashi to ruffle her hair with his signature eye smile, expected Lee to squawk that he was very happy to see her but very sad that she didn't get to enjoy the bloom of her youth—
But no.
Apparently, Fate has other plans for her.
And can someone shut that damn baby up?
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- English
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- 156,024
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- 25/?
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23 Apr 2026
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Naruto goes back in time on a self-imposed and truly misguided personal mission to save young Obito and bring him back to the future. True to form, the first thing Naruto does is make a series of mistakes that end up trapping him in the past one year earlier than he’d planned.
So what’s a young ninja to do when he’s stuck in a Konoha that no longer exists, forced to navigate a brand new relationship with his long-dead parents, while simultaneously fending off an Uchiha clan leader hellbent on being the next Hokage? Probably have a lot of sex. Right? At least that’s how this story goes…
This multi-POV adventure through time is not a love story, but it is a slow-burn. The major themes centre around Non-Consexual Sex and Incest, which of course, are not everybody’s cup of tea. Please mind the tags and enjoy at your own discretion.
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- English
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- 204,822
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- 18/33
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Bookmarked by Esden
31 Mar 2026
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Being reborn with her memories intact was pretty great. Being reborn into a world plagued by war was a little less great.
Being reborn literally decades before canon events fucking sucked.
Senju Tsunade wants what she was previously denied: a long, peaceful life, a family that loves her and a job that brings her purpose. Instead she gets life as a career killer, a family destined to die before she reaches adulthood and no job prospects that wouldn't include murder.
Awesome.
This story was tailored to create a believable romance for Orochimaru that neither redeems him nor portrays him as a toxic, possessive, obsessive monster. The first part of the story will focus on Tsunade to show how she becomes the sort of person that could have a relatively healthy relationship with someone like him.
The fic is COMPLETE.
UPDATE July 2025: I'm working on a podfic! You can find it here
Series
- Part 1 of The Thousand-Armed Goddess of Mercy
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- English
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- 410,968
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- 149/149
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Bookmarked by Esden
10 Mar 2026
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You give in to the temptation and write him a goodbye that he doesn't deserve. It's just a shameful "I'm sorry" that you leave on the dinner table. Then, you run. And you’re not coming back.
Bookmarked by Esden
25 Feb 2026