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    After an unexpected birthday surprise, Harry Potter finds himself suddenly very different from what he was just a day before, and somehow taking care of a baby in need. However, his short and painful life has taught him that no one is safe around Harry Potter. So, how else can be protect this innocent baby but to kill off Harry Potter and become someone new. And, who best to help him than the one person who would really like him to not be James Potter's son...Severus Snape.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Harry willingly walks to face Voldemort for one last time. The moment the Killing Curse hits, he wakes up the day after he and Hermione traveled through time. Gifted this chance, Harry sets out to learn about about what has been denied to him since he lost his parents. Along the way he makes new friends, learns new magic, and carves out his place in the wizarding world.

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    11 May 2025

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    Elinor is pulled into Mrs. Jennings' social whirl and one evening, she starts coming to a realization about Colonel Brandon.

    Colonel Brandon has truly been through enough. Tired of dealing with young misses who throw it all away he takes a closer look at the woman he has relied on through it all.

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    06 Dec 2023

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    Brienne seems to think about it for a moment, then she gets rid of her leather jacket, again, and while this time she’s wearing a regular blue t-shirt, he can properly see how exactly her arms are covered in ink, differently from last time.

    Holy shit. He can barely see skin at this point, or better, he can, but it’s not smooth or uncovered for more than a few inches.

    “Let’s say,” she sighs, “that I got one every time I felt in your specific situation.”

    Or: in which Jaime really needs a tattoo removed and Brienne owns a parlor.

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    14 Apr 2021

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    “Yeah,” Tyrion says, sounding fairly perplexed, “please give me some updates here because Cersei has been screeching about Jaime being in Vegas with some kind of whore for the last hour or so but no one has really got the details. The fuck?”

     

    Bronn tries to not laugh his ass off. “Nah, that wasn’t a whore. She was this girl your brother chatted up at a bar. They got pleasurably drunk together, they liked each other, she apparently couldn’t stand Cersei treating him like shit on the phone and told her off, and now they’re getting married.”

     

    “Interesting, now — wait, what?”

     

    “He’s marrying her.”
     

    Or: in which both of them meet in Las Vegas and it's love at first sight.

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    14 Apr 2021