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Full inventory by ArtanisNaanie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 Aug 2021
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When it happens, Geralt is not ready.
He hasn’t spared a thought about his saddlebags in ages, probably ever, really. They just migrated from Roach to Roach since he got out on the Path and it’s just how things are and have ever been. It comes as a surprise, then, when on a rather chilly autumn night, as he and Jaskier are settled by a cozy fire, they just seem to explode.
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“Oh you b-” Jaskier naked hand is clamping down on Geralt's mouth before he can say anything else and it requires all the strength he now has to keep the witcher from squirming out of his grasp. The witch looks more amused by the second and every inch of her smile seems to make Geralt want to gauge her eyes out with spoons.
“Care to explain?”
“It will pass, less than a full month. How awful can it be?” Jaskier knows he isn't imagining her sneer then.
“Are you serious?” Geralt twitches his mouth out from under the pale hands and spats the question in a high pitched voice that makes the bard cringe on how much it would hurt in the morning."
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The one where Jaskier and Geralt get bodyswapped.
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- Part 1 of The Witcher Cliché Rounds
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In the Deep Dark Hills by didoandis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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“You’re making a mistake,” Jaskier says. “Trust me – I’ll be watching Geralt rip out your intestines before all this is over. I’ve seen it before. It’s not pretty.” He draws himself up, shows his teeth. If this is going to go badly, he intends to be as difficult as possible about it.
The alderman glares at him. “Enough of this,” he says, commanding; there’s a heavy dull thud at the back of Jaskier’s head, and a brief burst of pain, and then blackness.
When Geralt is late returning from a hunt, Jaskier’s the one who suffers for it. Things get worse before they get better.
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Be With Me For Evermore by Kinthinia
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
13 Oct 2021
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Cursed into a monstrous creature, Jaskier had made peace with waiting for the day a Witcher would arrive to slay the beast.
Geralt didn't think much of the job: straightforward, break into the mansion and kill the monster inside.
For who could ever learn to love a beast?
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like the slumber that creeps to me by hazy_daisy
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jul 2020
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Jaskier's never been the best at considering consequences, but he's sure it'll turn out fine when he sings Geralt to sleep. He's a good singer, after all—and a siren, which is the bit that'll be a bit more complicated to explain in the morning.
(The murders and the necromancers and the hysterical teenagers only serve to complicate things further, but that's a problem for later on.)
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- Part 2 of sing me a song, darling
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