First_I_Made_The_Oceans
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Green and White Chrysanthemums by First_I_Made_The_Oceans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Dec 2021
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"When the news comes, Midoriya Inko does not cry. She doesn't scream or rage or pull the house down around her, as she very well could. Instead, she makes a single cup of green tea, with lemon (no honey), just the way Izuku likes it and she sits (at a table set for three) and she waits (for a son and a husband that will never come home) and, slowly, the cup goes cold."
AKA: I got tired of people fridging Inko to clear the way for BAMF!Izuku and decided to see what would happen if I swapped the roles
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Kill Your Sons, Bury Your Sins by First_I_Made_The_Oceans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 May 2021
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Todoroki (“call me Touya. I died in your arms and you inherited my stash of gay pulp novels, I think that puts us on first name basis”) is definitely dead. He told Hawks as much whilst helping himself to his liquor. Touya is brusque and deadpan and surprisingly matter-of-fact about the fact that he’s sitting in Hawks' kitchen ten years after he, well, passed.
“It’s the liquor,” Touya tells him when he asks, “and possibly brain damage. I think they got my frontal lobe when- y’know.” He waves at the blood trickling sluggishly down his face and neck.
Or alternatively: tfw your dead classmate breaks into your house, drinks all your booze and gives you a midlife crisis
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A Big Fat Greek Wedding Plus Bats by StarlightReigning
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan
08 Dec 2025
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of
Annabeth Frederika Chase
and
Perseus Jackson
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Bruce, I wasn’t going to invite you but I’ve been reliably informed that Grandma Agatha will haunt me if I don’t. Seeing as you haven’t attended any family weddings and none of the many funerals this family has had in the past decade or so, I’m not expecting you to respond to this letter. If you do read this, pick up your damn phone once in a while, at least then we can let you know when the next funeral is.
Go to the crows you bastard,
Annabeth Chase
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Escapement by Snaileer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
02 Jul 2025
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Jason gets thrown into another universe. Apparently, this one has it out for him just as much as his own.
That’s fine, revenge is what he does best.
Except… now he’s away from Talia, away from the League, the Batman, Robin .
He’s got enough skill and experience living on his own to make it, to stop being someone else’s tool.
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12 Jan 2026
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At the Heart of the Beast by Sanguivores
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula & Related Fandoms
05 Jan 2026
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“‘Fool!’ the Count raged, his eyes searing through the silver moonlight. Jonathan could not bear to look upon him in such a state. He cringed into the snowbank like a frightened fawn and waited for death.
‘Did I not expressly warn you against sleeping outside of your chambers?’ he seethed. ‘Did I not protect you once this night, only for you to spurn me and seek death’s bosom yet again?’
Jonathan pressed his numb face into the snow as the Count’s breath roiled the air above him. Oh, let it be quick, as quick and merciful as such a thing could be. Let it be better than the wolves would have been.”
Jonathan Harker invites catastrophe by falling asleep in the west wing and provoking the appetites of three voracious brides. When he does himself no favors by fleeing into the snow-blanketed night, rescue comes from a savior both savage and sweet. As his terror begins to thaw, Jonathan must decide whether to trust the fierce protector his vampiric host has become, challenging his understanding of danger and desire.
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11 Jan 2026
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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Jason Todd: PTA Extraordinaire by NightmareWelfare
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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“You got a pen?”
Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.
“If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”
“I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”
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The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.
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