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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    A playful series exploring a premise where Wylder is shy and inexperienced, and gets to explore his sexuality in the face of his mortality - mostly through Ironeye and Raider. Inspired by some fun conversations with a friend about headcanons where Wylder is a virgin and acts kind of pathetic about it. Also partially inspired by this artwork by petitecream on Bluesky.

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    "No, you don't understand! I-I, I haven't–"

    "Haven't what? Haven't been taken from behind before?" Ironeye cooed as he rubbed him again. "Of course you haven't, you selfish little–"

    "At all!" Wylder exclaimed with a cry, pushing against him harder.

    Ironeye fell silent. And blinked.

    All of his motions stopped as he tried to process what had just been confessed.

    He couldn't have heard that right. Had to be misinterpreting.

    "I haven't at all, with anyone!" Wylder's voice broke, and it cleared up any doubts Ironeye had near instantaneously.

    During a night of drinking with the other Nightfarers, Wylder makes a brazen lie about his own sexual prowess. Ironeye confronts him one-on-one and calls him on his bluff... forcefully. And unintentionally, rather painfully, draws the truth out of him:

    That Wylder is a virgin.

    Part 1 of a sort of tongue-in-cheek series where a rather shy and inexperienced Wylder learns how to explore his sexuality.

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    With only a fraction of his soul left resting within his breast, the once esteemed Dragon Slayer Ornstein has left his home of Anor Londo for good in pursuit of Lord Gwyn's firstborn. Strange lands, new faces, and unimaginable dangers lie ahead, but so long as his frail soul will allow him to persist, Ornstein will stop at nothing for the chance to repair what he had so foolishly broken.

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    Once, a dragon-slaying captain gave up everything he had to correct his greatest wrong.

    Or: Ornstein's quest to find the Nameless King detailed.

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    03 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Morgott needs help, and receives it, as much as he wishes otherwise.

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    10 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Look, I know there ARE stars up there - I don't know what they mean, like, cosmogonically but they're there, so, please roll with it for the sake of a cute moment by a bonfire

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    17 Aug 2025