10 Bookmarks by FooDogDancing
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A playful series exploring a premise where Wylder is shy and inexperienced, and gets to explore his sexuality in the face of his mortality - mostly through Ironeye and Raider. Inspired by some fun conversations with a friend about headcanons where Wylder is a virgin and acts kind of pathetic about it. Also partially inspired by this artwork by petitecream on Bluesky.
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03 Feb 2026
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"No, you don't understand! I-I, I haven't–"
"Haven't what? Haven't been taken from behind before?" Ironeye cooed as he rubbed him again. "Of course you haven't, you selfish little–"
"At all!" Wylder exclaimed with a cry, pushing against him harder.
Ironeye fell silent. And blinked.
All of his motions stopped as he tried to process what had just been confessed.
He couldn't have heard that right. Had to be misinterpreting.
"I haven't at all, with anyone!" Wylder's voice broke, and it cleared up any doubts Ironeye had near instantaneously.
During a night of drinking with the other Nightfarers, Wylder makes a brazen lie about his own sexual prowess. Ironeye confronts him one-on-one and calls him on his bluff... forcefully. And unintentionally, rather painfully, draws the truth out of him:
That Wylder is a virgin.
Part 1 of a sort of tongue-in-cheek series where a rather shy and inexperienced Wylder learns how to explore his sexuality.
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- Part 1 of If Only Just Once
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03 Feb 2026
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A Lion's Resolve by IllumiTea
Fandoms: Dark Souls (Video Games), Dark Souls I, Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III
01 Feb 2026
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With only a fraction of his soul left resting within his breast, the once esteemed Dragon Slayer Ornstein has left his home of Anor Londo for good in pursuit of Lord Gwyn's firstborn. Strange lands, new faces, and unimaginable dangers lie ahead, but so long as his frail soul will allow him to persist, Ornstein will stop at nothing for the chance to repair what he had so foolishly broken.
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Once, a dragon-slaying captain gave up everything he had to correct his greatest wrong.
Or: Ornstein's quest to find the Nameless King detailed.
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03 Dec 2025
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gone in the time it takes the light to reach by procrastinatingbookworm
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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Morgott needs help, and receives it, as much as he wishes otherwise.
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- Part 4 of Whumptober 2025
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10 Oct 2025
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Look, I know there ARE stars up there - I don't know what they mean, like, cosmogonically but they're there, so, please roll with it for the sake of a cute moment by a bonfire
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- English
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17 Aug 2025
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While Roman and I were walking to his private room, supporting eachother, bodies aching from the fight and the loss, all I could think about was my brothers’ betrayal. I was angry, because if I wasn’t, I’d probably burst into tears. And I knew I couldn’t do that.
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- Part 6 of The Bloodline.
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01 Jun 2023
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26 Nov 2022
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10 Dec 2020
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26 Sep 2020
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You have stood alone against the assembled hordes of Hell, your rage unquenched, your strength unyielding. Stories of your conquest strike fear into the blackened hearts of the doomed, but now you face a new challenge. Stranded in a world that is not your own, you will be called upon to lead, and with the guidance of an enthusiastic shih tzu, you may yet find your redemption.
A crossover spawned of the greatest inter-fandom friendship the internet has ever seen, chronicling the unlikely friendship between a slayer and a secretary.
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Bookmarked by FooDogDancing
23 Jul 2020