FriendlyCactus
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Your ideas always sound brilliant in your head, for some reason. Sadly, you can't see their dumbness until they blow up in your face. That's you.
He has a peaceful life now on the surface, but humans are mostly afraid of him. He doesn't care, but sometimes he feels lonely, so he pranks everyone like there's no tomorrow. That's Sans.
You hate pranks.
Sans loves pranks.
You want to be left alone.
Sans hates loneliness.
Then you have an idea. A brilliant idea.
Than Sans has an idea. A brilliant idea.
After all, it's all Sans' fault. Why won't he just go away?
After all, it's all your fault. Why are you giving him all this attention?Series
- Part 1 of Seven shades of dumb.
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Two is the perfect number in love.
It's simple, clear and more than enough to be happy.
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Awkwaaaaaaard.
The first chapter is still a work in progress, I didn't mean to publish it but here we are. I could delete it but that wouldn't be fun, feel free to pop in and leave suggestions if you want. -
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You're a cop. Red is a criminal.
It's very simple.
Then, suddenly, it becomes very, very complicated.
And also very dumb.Series
- Part 4 of Seven shades of dumb.
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You're no Red Riding Hood, you know pretty well your wolves.
After all, you practically grew up with them.
Only, in this last period it seems like they are interested in knowing you a bit more.
Not so fast, boys.
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The Demon Loves Honey by Scarlet_Claws for Sashetha
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)
01 Apr 2020
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There’s a new threat to the Hive: a giant moth called Archer that steals honey. All the terrified bees are forced to giving him what he wants. All save Hive Knight, that intends to confront and defeat him even if he doesn't stand a chance. If only Archer stopped taking him back to his lair as “booty” each time he won, things would be a lot simpler...
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- Part 1 of The Demon and the Knight
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13 Feb 2026
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After a heavy dose of dwarvish medicine, Thorin falls for his intended all over again.
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10 Nov 2022
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In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it.
(A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)
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04 Nov 2022
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Beating about the bush by Umbreonix
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
25 Apr 2022
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Revali, an arrogant and sassy city man, moves to the small sub-artic village of Rito to set up his business as a bush pilot who transports scientists and mountaineers through the dangerous Hebra wilds in the furthest northern reaches of the country.
Life is pretty simple (AKA boring) until he starts working with a quiet researcher sent from the University of Central Hyrule who is seemingly insane enough to brace the rough tundra alone.
Revali spends his time now caught between worrying about the idiot and being utterly floored at his nonsensical (and sometimes feral) antics.
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21 Mar 2022
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Finding Link by Umbreonix
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
26 Jan 2022
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The calamity has been defeated and the Champions are revived on a pure white full moon. Everything is back to how it was, except not really. One hundred years has taken its toll on Hyrule-
and where has the hero gone?
Revali is sent on a quest to find Link (but not without a lot of angry squawking about it). He travels the lengths of Hyrule with nothing to go on other than a full library of photos the hero had left in Zelda's sheikah plate. As he journeys though, the question of 'where is Link' slowly transforms to 'who is Link?' because this grinning boy in the pictures surely cannot be the same stoic brick wall they all once knew.
As extraordinarily talented as he is, he finds him all too fast and the questions only multiply from there.