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Most people don't need an ancient Sumerian ritual to summon their estranged husband, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
The residents of the Hazbin Hotel will need archaic forbidden magic to protect all of Hell from destruction. These pompous modern overlords have forgotten the ways of the elder ones, but they'll learn the hard way from the woman who won her freedom from an ancient demon and got him to put a ring on it. Amicable separations are for mature adults—and nobody is more mature than the woman who was once offered as a human virgin sacrifice, thank you very much.
You just need the Radio Demon to stop sticking his nosy antlers where they don't belong. He is burnt sugar and bad intentions, and baby, you've seen it all before.
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23 Nov 2025
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So. Tonight you're going to die a horrible, painful, yet oddly creative death like your fallen coworkers. Or! You're going to play every reverse uno-card in the book to scrape by long enough to complete the mission you were given, and put an end to this nightmare.
Good luck, new hire!Series
- Part 1 of just keep playing along
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20 Apr 2025
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Welcome to the Fazbear Entertainment family! We’re absolutely thrilled to have you as our new manager. We can’t wait to see how you’ll bring your vision to life as you manage and rebuild one of our most beloved establishments. We’re sure you’ll rise to the challenge!
That said, we do recommend proceeding with caution—this building requires extensive repairs, and our animatronics may need a little extra attention. Fortunately, with your robotics background, we know our stars and robotic staff are in good hands. Just a friendly reminder: sometimes our animatronics can be a little… quirky—nothing to be alarmed about, just part of the charm!
Please be sure to adhere to our policies and take all necessary precautions. Remember, Fazbear Entertainment cannot be held liable for injuries, mutilations, or—on rare occasions—death, should the rules not be followed. Stay safe, and enjoy your time with us!
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15 Apr 2025
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fight so dirty (but you love so deep) by foxflowers
Fandoms: Fields of Mistria (Video Game)
04 Feb 2025
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Move to Mistria. Fall in love with the guy you hate. Whatever.
---It's useless. You try to put a little weight on your ankle. Your ankle, which is swollen and stubborn and beyond finished with your shenanigans - it screams again when you try to stand on it, and you nearly get your wish, letting out a small shriek as it gives out and you crumple—
But March is there, ducking under your arm and hoisting you up. Quick to the trigger, of course. Another fucking point for him, you think woozily as he grunts under your weight. “Just calm down, for god's sake,” he grits out, trying to manoeuvre you both back to the anvil. “It's fine.”
It doesn't feel fine, your shame and fear eating you alive, but you say nothing.
You chance a glance up at his expression, his face so close to your own. His eyes are narrowed in focus, and the tips of his ears are red. It takes your breath away, and you try to blame it on the pain.
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17 Mar 2025
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The Dragonguard has enlisted in your help into teaching them how to fend off the Demon Lord's army, only to be ambushed by his highest general, the Dark Knight!
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The kids rope you into their antics along with Balor :)Cross posted from my tumblr: ButterBeair
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17 Mar 2025