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Einherjar (singular einheri) - literally "army of one", "those who fight alone"
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Peter is tired. A weary suffocatingly hollow feeling that has sunken into his bones over the years since Strange erased him from the lives of those he cared about. Don't get him wrong he's endlessly grateful to the man, he would sacrifice everything to protect them, but damn was it a horrible thing to put him through in retrospect. Nevertheless he learned from the mistakes he made as a bumbling teenager lost in self righteousness and the need to protect roaring through his suddenly powerful body, keeping his distance from everyone and keeping his identity as Spider Man locked down tight.
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Years after the events of No Way Home Peter is offered the chance to take a break and finally address the issues a lifetime of struggle has left him with. This is an amalgamation of some of my favorite tropes featuring a traumatized and struggling Peter getting some well needed tlc and learning to live for himself instead of what he can do for others.
This is my first fic so any comments are more than welcome!
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Boy from a Dark Tower by Umeko
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
09 Feb 2026
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After being subjected to abuse at the hands of the Dursleys, Harry turns obscurial and flees Britain. He ends up with a certain old friend of Dumbledore. Once more, Grindelwald finds himself the guardian of a young wizard doomed to a tragic fate.
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- Part 6 of AU Potter
Bookmarked by Frumpy (Frumpalump)
10 Sep 2025
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The Boy in the Water by Muse_of_the_Inferno
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jun 2025
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Harry has never particularly worried about her future. The Dursleys were horrible, it was true, and her parents were dead, but since she was very small she had understood that there were two people in the world who she would meet, and then they would be her family.
The words killed in action make her think that maybe there aren’t people waiting for her. Her stomach flips when Agent Coulson says it. He explains that they had died within a week of one another, which is sad almost beyond words.
Even if they are, somehow, alive, both would be well into their eighties. Even if she finds them, very, very soon, she will spend most of her life alone. It makes her - angry, almost, and inexplicably. As if Steven Grant Rogers and James Buchanan Barnes have broken a promise, as if they meant to die and leave her all alone.
Harry is twenty-one years old when Steve Rogers is pulled from the ice.
Steve might say that it is their choices that define who they are. Harry knows, she knows what her choices say about her. She knows exactly who she is and what she has done.
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- Part 1 of The Pale Rider
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09 Sep 2025
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All he saw was blood. Gushing, gushing and gushing. Dark rivulets of streaming crimson flowed rapidly and painted the desecrated ground.
He tried to form the words, watching in horror as he felt his entire world crumble. He screamed in rage and pain, his expression wild, his gaze feral. He lifted his arms and commanded a magic so ancient and dead.
“Arise.”And the army of the dead heeded his call.
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Machiavellianism ~ is a personality trait centered on manipulativeness, callousness, and indifference to morality.
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry discovers that his friends were never really his friends and finds that those he once called enemies were now his allies. After having the Wizarding World turn its back on him, Harry falls to an unjust death, and is given a second chance to live again, to play by his rules, to become who he was meant to be and to make all those who wronged him pay dearly.
A time travel story that features a jaded, bitter and dark Harry Potter.
*Translations in Spanish and Portuguese are available to readers.*
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20 Jul 2025
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Venom & Velvet by Muddybooks
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Jun 2025
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Spider-Man has been missing for months. No ransom demands, no sightings—just a city slowly accepting that its hero is gone. But Peter Parker isn’t dead. He’s locked away in a cold, sterile lab, strapped to a table while faceless scientists push his body past its limits, twisting his powers into something unrecognizable.
The only thing keeping him sane is the voice outside his cell. Wade Wilson wasn’t supposed to be here either, but Deadpool has a habit of pissing off the wrong people. Between crude jokes and whispered escape plans, they keep each other alive—until the day the restraints finally snap.
But freedom doesn’t feel like it used to. Peter isn’t sure where the experiments end and where he begins. His reflexes are sharper, his thoughts aren’t always his own, and the hunger—the need—to hurt the people who did this won’t go away. Wade calls him “Spidey” like nothing’s changed, like he isn’t a walking nightmare stitched together by cruelty.
But Peter knows better.
Heroes don’t come back from places like this.
previously called welcome to our freak show
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- Part 1 of Peters time in hell
Bookmarked by Frumpy (Frumpalump)
29 Jun 2025
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[Podfic] You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Anonymous_911version for Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 May 2025
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
Bookmarked by Frumpy (Frumpalump)
06 Jun 2025