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You're Not A Horse, Harry! by Maeglin_Yedi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Feb 2023
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“So you’re my dad,” Harry said to the large, blond one. The one with the hammer. Supposedly a god, even.
“Yes, I have conceived you myself!” His ‘father’ said with a huge, beaming smile.
“With your brother,” Harry said very slowly, very carefully. “Who is apparently my mother.” Harry gave the tall dark-haired one a good, long look. Yes, there were similarities between their features, even Harry could see that. Hair, eye-colour, the shape of their nose and mouth.
In which Harry is the product of a prank that Loki once played on Thor. But hey, at least he's not a horse, so there's that.
A series of vignettes about Harry's life with the Avengers while getting to know his new parents.
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25 Feb 2026
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The Day Harry Potter Became an Omega by snuggle_bunny
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter has dealt with a lot of nonsense in his life.
Becoming an omega in a completely different timeline?
Yeah, that’s new.
Especially when the first alpha he meets is Tom Riddle. Alive, gorgeous, smug, and far too interested in the confused omega wobbling in front of him.
Harry’s trying to find his team, keep his dignity, and resist Tom’s stupid unfair face. It’s not going well.- Language:
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11 Feb 2026
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Harry discovers that it is much easier to make Slytherins nice with love than with aggression. What was the saying again? You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
What starts with a few random compliments and smiles quickly leads to hugs, lingering touches, a few kisses... but before he knows it, Harry is the one who wants more.
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01 Feb 2026
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Harry didn’t understand why Voldemort had suggested their marriage as a solution to the war. He didn’t understand why his friends were supporting the suggestion. But he goes into it, trying to be as numb as possible, trying to retreat into his mind and just let the world play out around him—no matter how difficult that is.
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- Part 2 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2020
- Part 1 of Retreat
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03 Jan 2026
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Snape rolled his eyes. "You're not scared of blood, Potter. For one, you're a Gryffindor. For another, you seem to face down the Dark Lord with alarming regularity. If you were afraid of blood, you wouldn't have made it past your first year in this castle."
"What do you want me to say?" Harry shouted, suddenly filled with the same irrational anger that'd been so hard to shake since Cedric's death. He jumped to his feet, unable to sit any longer. "What would you have me do? I couldn't make myself break skin, okay? Is that so hard to believe?"
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Or: a potion requires blood as an ingredient. Harry's afraid of a relapse. Snape just wants to know why Harry Vanished a perfectly decent brew. They come to an understanding.
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17 Oct 2025