FunctionalChaos
Fandoms
- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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Desire flowers wherever it finds purchase by denimaww
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Jun 2025
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Rejected, lonely and in despair; Astarion seeks out the forest at night to hide his breakdown from his companions. But the woods aren't empty of those who seek nature's solace, and Halsin cannot let the vampire elf succumb to his sadness alone.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
24 May 2026
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Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
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Did it Hurt? When You Fell From the Heavens? by bloodweaver (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Oct 2024
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Following a smidge of time-line fuckery, Gale meets a handsome stranger in the Yawning Portal - a stranger who seems to know far too much about him, to be far too invested in his life and his happiness, and to be far too attractive to let slip through his fingers.
The stranger also happens to be an incredibly welcome distraction from the otherwise miserable and confusing hellscape that is Gale Dekarios's personal life. His mother worries about him constantly, his familiar won't talk to him about anything that matters, his mentor won't tell him anything useful, and his goddess is making cryptic and increasing demands.
OR: Gale meets a handsome vampire in 1487 who seems deadset on making all his problems go away, with some strings attached.
Series
- Part 2 of One Wish, For The Road
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
17 May 2026
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What's An Elf Like You Doing In A Place Like This? by bloodweaver (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Sep 2024
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Astarion had spent ten years perfecting his craft and he was good at it. A little wine here, a little lean there, a bat of the eye-lashes, and maybe getting on his knees in an alley, and they were his - love-struck, dumb, and compliant. They were ready to follow him 'home' - back to the palace. So what if he was wracked by guilt every waking second that he wasn't being tortured or abused? It got the job done and kept his master happy.
So why exactly was this stranger in a terribly ugly purple tunic sticking his oar in?
OR: Astarion meets a mysterious wizard in Elfsong Tavern in 1278 who promises to make all his problems go away, with no strings attached.
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- Part 1 of One Wish, For The Road
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
17 May 2026
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During the self-same trial at the Gauntlet of Shaar, Astarion sees himself for the first time in two centuries. It is not joy which ensues from this confrontation.
Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
15 May 2026