FunctionalChaos
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- Lucifer (TV) (1)
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16-year-old Trixie reads Paradise Lost in school and comes homes with some questions.
Lucifer tells Trixie his side of the story about the Silver City and about his fall.
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- Part 1 of The Bible According to Lucifer
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History is written by the winners, but the loser still has a story to tell.
This is biblical and apocryphal stories told by our favorite Devil.
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What fools these mortals be by Linnetagain for Gewhana
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), A Midsummer Night's Dream, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
07 Apr 2024
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Astarion glares at the Dekarios manor. It is, despite all of his irritation, quite the most beautiful building he has ever beheld. Its existence does go quite some way to explaining why Mr Dekarios had, before Astarion laid his reasoning quite so thoroughly at his feet, been so surprised to be refused.
What more could a man want from a marriage than a handsome partner, good fortune, and well-appointed estate?
Other than respect, of course.Yes this is a Pride and Prejudice plus magic fic, in which Gale is Darcy and Astarion is Elizabeth (to begin with). Beginning just after Astarion turns down Gale's proposal.
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07 Jan 2026
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Gale was close enough to see Astarion’s nostrils flare as he took in a great, deep breath, chest heaving with the effort. His scarlet eyes gleamed in the moonlight, open so wide and staring with such rapt attention straight into his own. Through him. It made Gale feel small. And important, maybe.
Sometimes Gale has impossibly big feelings and the only way he knows to cope is with endless rumination and denial that basically amounts to sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting. Such a coping mechanism may prove inadequate for dealing with the walking, talking, plucked-from-his-guilty-conscience fantasy that is Astarion. And it doesn’t help that Astarion has a smile that makes his heart sing, along with being, probably, the first real friend he’s ever had. (Tressyms excluded, of course.)
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06 Jan 2026
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Church knows something is just… off — wrong, even, when they’re together, but Astarion refuses to let him in. When the recalcitrant vampire spawn is left behind at camp, he has little besides his thoughts and regrets as company. Through fitful meditations and a few nudges in the right direction, Astarion begins to finally come to terms with his strange, complicated feelings towards the tiefling warlock.
Set before the events of “Drown Out.”
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- English
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
06 Jan 2026
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To Think I Almost Missed the Light by clearinghaze8
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Jan 2026
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A devil stole a child and locked him in a tower.
Years later, another thief breaks in—this time, to set him free.
A WyllStarion Tangled AU!
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05 Jan 2026
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Seven years ago, Wyll encountered a strange elf at his birthday party. Years later, he puts together the pieces.
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Bookmarked by FunctionalChaos
03 Jan 2026