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How not to confess to the boy you like: Lance’s unnecessary bitterness edition.
Keith can hear your thoughts, Lance reminds himself. Stop thinking! Stop thinking about how freaking attractive that jerk is! He’s not! He has a stupid mullet, that’s probably really soft and silky and I really want to run my fingers through it. And he’s always pouting but his rare smiles light up his face and make his blue eyes shine like—Holy quiznak, what is wrong with me?!
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24 Feb 2026
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Lance and Keith were paired for yet another mission together. There’s strange plants, supposedly magic fruits and…oh! Poisonous bugs? Or something else?… whatever could go wrong? (or right)
A Cannon-verse Lovebug Au in which Keith is bitten by a rare and mostly unknown bug as he and Lance collect a magic fruit for new Alien allies. Lance is confused and flustered and Keith wholeheartedly believes that they are already in a relationship. he also growls a bit.
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07 Jan 2026
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"Why can't you just follow directions?!" "You're being ridiculous by not answering." "He's probably just flirting with some alien like he always does."
Lance never thought angry words from his team would be the last he ever heard.Bookmarked by GayBitchWithSocks
07 Jan 2026
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My Soul Has Your Claim, My Soul Is In Flames by queen-of-voltronian (TellyMauve)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
26 Jun 2023
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Does anyone know Lance is in love with Keith?
Of course not. And Lance would very much like to keep it that way, thank you! Keith already doesn't want anything to do with him ever since coming back from that space whale; the last thing Lance needs on top of his crumbling self-worth and shaky standing in the team is a rejection that shatters his heart in pieces, too.
But now, Lance got himself in a bit of a pickle. Which is fine, because Lance has a plan to get out of it! A wonderful, brilliant, masterful, completely fool-proof plan. His team won't look at him like he's more incompetent than they already do, he won't have to spend the rest of his life trapped on some alien planet, and Keith will never find out just how head over heels he is for him. It's a win-win-win situation.
Of course, with Keith, things are never quite so simple, and Lance's plan soon causes a domino effect that changes the entire course of his life.
Or:
Maybe Lance should have been a little more specific when he said he'd do anything to get home. Because now...
"You must bestow a kiss on the one your soul most desires."
...Fuck.
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07 Jan 2026
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Lance and Keith are constantly being mistaken for a couple. Lance is highly offended. Keith is quietly outraged.
Pidge decides if she can’t have peace, then she can write an epic scientific dissertation on the romantic failings of two exceptionally dense paladins.
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- Part 1 of Adjust Orbit and Velocity
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07 Jan 2026