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    Anthony J. Crowley knew he looked like a walking mid-life crisis. The tight jeans, half-up bun and sunglasses positively screamed ‘I left my wife for the babysitter and bought a vintage car just to feel alive again.’ In an adaptation of his life, he’d be played by Hugh Grant. He looked like a divorcee desperate for action, and it didn’t help that he was currently standing outside a nightclub surrounded by drunk twenty-year-olds. But Crowley wasn’t here for a good time tonight. He was on a rescue mission.

    Crowley has been rescuing his friend Aziraphale over and over again for a decade. Hopelessly in love, ready to jump at a moment’s notice when he was needed. When Aziraphale finally breaks up with his partner, Crowley is there to help him through what’s looking to be one hell of a mid-life crisis. Things could finally change. If he manages not to mess it up again.

    A human AU with a whole forest’s worth of pining squeezed into a single day.

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    05 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Crowley is fed up of working on Saturdays. Aziraphale is just fed up.

    They both find some relief.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Dream attends a demonstration Hob Gadling is hosting on historical weapons, including the longbow.

    Dream is both the seduced, and the seducer.

    Hob doesn't mind.

    UPDATE: Now with second chapter!

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    31 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Hannibal does not panic. That response is simply not in his repertoire. But something uncomfortably akin to it rises in his throat at the thought of Will leaving, going out into the cold and the snow and the darkness from which he might never return.

    it's cold outside, and hannibal realizes will is what he needs to keep him warm. set in s01e08, in the immediate aftermath of hannibal's fateful encounter with tobias budge.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    The Arrangement is simple. During the day, Aziraphale is Crowley's brilliant assistant, capable and smart, always able to anticipate his needs.

    And, sometimes, also during the day, Crowley is allowed to touch him. Not how he is desperate to, aching for. But the only way Aziraphale will let him be close.

    It's enough. It has to be.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Sherlock has been the voyeur to people's dreams for as long as he can remember. It's why he hates sleeping.

    That is, until he stumbles into one of John Watson's dreams. Then suddenly sleep isn't so unwelcome.

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    28 May 2025

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    Considering Hannibal’s clear distinction between himself and the long pig that frequents the world, the idea that someone on his level, someone with a darkness that rivals his own, is out there is something so intoxicating that Hannibal can’t help but want to consider. He would almost find it silly if it weren’t something so achingly primal, wired in the brain like the will to survive. Because being known, be it platonically or romantically, was something that everyone wanted, and for Hannibal Lecter it could be something that’s considered a weakness. Not because the act of loving is a weak one, but because if the one person out there, Hannibal’s ultimate match, had just as much darkness as him, then the possibility of his death was just as likely as the possibility of falling in love.

    So, perhaps then, you can imagine Hannibal’s caution when he receives an unexpected courting gift at eight am on a Monday.

    Or

    Hannibal Lecter is what one would call a hopeless romantic.

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    28 Apr 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 23

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    When a fight between them gets out of hand, Havelock Vetinari is forced to face his attraction to a certain Samuel Vimes.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Vimes had always been a rational man under layers of cynicism, but Vetinari managed to do what years of greasy food slowing his bloodstream hadn't done: make him pop a vein.
    "Are you- were you even listening when I was explaining all that stuff about the bloody academicals messing with the bloody timeline of our dimension? There are riots out there! At least ten different High Priests had to revise their entire religions according to the new chronological order of historical events. It’s a mess!"

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    30 Nov 2024

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    Freddie Lounds knows Will Graham is hiding something, she just doesn't know what. When she tries to snoop around Will's house one snowy night, she finds him in a very compromising position.

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    12 Sep 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 26

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    Professor Hob Gadling realizes, a little bit too late, that he's in over his head when it comes to his student, Dream Endless. Dream's been trying to seduce him for months and Hob has always said no, so Dream's had to resort to...alternative measures to get his professor's attention.

    --Mind the tags please!--

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    22 Aug 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 31

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    Morpheus is Professor Gadling's best student. They also happen to have a huge, forbidden crush on each other. What will happen if Morpheus goes into heat just as he is about to meet with his teacher privately?

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    21 Aug 2024

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    What was Hob known for? “Staying alive,” he said, smiling. “I’m a lucky man.”
    “And yet here you are,” Dream said darkly, “marrying me.”
    Hob frowned. “Yes. Like I said. I’m lucky.”

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    21 Aug 2024

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    “Oh, you've got a little bite in you, huh?” Hob teases, dropping his hand to Dream’s hip instead. Dream feels his touch like the sear of a brand. “Less like a dream, and more like a nightmare then, are you?”

    “I can make your life a living nightmare,” Dream retorts.

    Morpheus "Dream" Endless is a stubborn omega who does not want to be a stay at home omega raising children. He meets his match one night in the form of one Viscount Robert Gadling.

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    21 Aug 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 5

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    “You were being very good just now. Very agreeable.” And then the Patrician had dismissed him. Vimes thought in circles around it, chasing the meaning like it was his own tail, not knowing what he would find if he caught it. Gods, he thought, why can’t Vetinari take pity on me and give my leash a tug?

    the tension is finally resolved. part three in the wind-up soldiers universe. i would highly recommend you read the first two fics before you read this one, because you will not understand some of it without the context.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    Will is an Alpha, but in name only. He's a hotel maid at the Graham Bed & Breakfast. He considers himself a freak; an Alpha with no knot, who dreams of a powerful Omega to dominate him. He's pretty certain that because of this, he'll be alone for the rest of his life. Then he meets Hannibal Lecter.

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    21 Jun 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 34

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    Dream of the family Endless was promised to the Burgess family, a union that would strengthen their families, or so his mother told him. Dream had accepted his fate, knowing such a life was the best he would have being born as an omega. Then he met Robert Gadling, the knight assigned to protect him during their travels to the Burgess lands. Everything changed.

    Just days away from their destination, the prince and the knight finally collided, unable to keep away from each other any longer. And with Hob's rut hitting him, there was no possible way Dream would have been able to walk away.

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    12 May 2024

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    Eddie works himself up to ask Steve if he can borrow his instant camera, because the type of pictures he wants to take are…not the kind he can get developed in town.

    Turns out, Steve's happy to help out. Even if the guy Eddie's taking sexy pictures for is not him.

    Or is it?

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    16 Apr 2024

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    It’s the spinning that does it. Eddie couldn’t look away if someone paid him. Every single time it happens, he just stops what he’s doing and stares. Drooling.

    Before, it was just kitchen utensils or the baseball bat. Now...now it’s at band practice every day.

    As it turns out, Steve can actually keep rhythm really well and while he can’t read music to save his ass, he understands beats and notes like a natural. The problem is- the problem is, that he keeps spinning those fucking drumsticks and Eddie’s gonna jizz in his goddamn jeans one of these days.

    OR - Steve becomes the drummer for Corroded Coffin and Eddie can't handle his thirst

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    07 Apr 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 40

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    Hannibal and Will s1 episode 1 except it's omegaverse and their first meeting ends up with them fucking in the men's bathroom.

    It's just brainless smut.

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    14 Mar 2024

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