GoodbyeVanny
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Crowley in his favorite outfit, inspired by AppleSeeds’ “Not Like Other Boys” on AO3, which is a “sold to One Direction” style parody.
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Art of elderly Crowley and Aziraphale sharing a kiss in bed. Inspired by AppleSeed’s “Something New”
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Based off a scene From AppleSeed’s “The Collier’s Tale.”
“Crowley, however, was unconcerned by such things. We each bathed in half of an old oil cask that had been sawn for the purpose, positioned side by side. Without a word spoken about it, as though it were simply what was done, Crowley washed my back, the sensation of his hands on my sore muscles and his tender, thorough attention, going quite some way towards alleviating my suffering. Blood rushed to the surface of my skin, my pulse quickening and, I will admit, arousal stirring deep in my abdomen.” -
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Art I did for DIWS’ Silver Screen Bang, where we take inspiration from a movie and do art based off the movie poster and one additional scene. For the additional scene, I chose when Howl (Crowley) convinces Sophie (Aziraphale) to visit the palace for him.
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The Magician, The Bandit & The Unicorn by GoodbyeVanny, SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Last Unicorn (1982)
30 Sep 2024
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After overhearing she may be the last, the unicorn leaves the safety of her forest to find out if she's truly the last unicorn left in the world.
Travelling magician Aziraphale knows he wants more than the life he's currently living, but it takes meeting the unicorn to force him to make a change.
Crowley once dreamed of being Robin Hood, but fell in with bandits instead. A chance meeting with the unicorn makes him think there may still be good left in him.
Despite Aziraphale's protests, the two men find themselves on a quest to find King Haggard, the Red Bull and where the other unicorns have gone.A loose re-telling of The Last Unicorn.
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yuck! (now you got me blushin') by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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He shuddered when Grace's fingers tapped the glass panes of xenonite that separated them one afternoon, or as afternoon as their journey home would ever allow. His tone was playful, and Rocky braced himself from where he was meshing two panes of xenonite together. They really did have more important things to focus on. “Hypothetical: When we get back to Erid-”
“If Grace and Rocky ever get back to Erid-”
“-you’re saying I’m basically gonna be a walking porno for your race?”
Rocky placed down his soldering iron. “Doesn't Grace have taumoeba tanks to check temperatures for?”
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06 May 2026
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Free Wheelin by theRavenMuse
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2025
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Crowley is a regular participant in the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Aziraphale is the baffled paramedic waiting for him at the bottom.
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Aziraphale took one look at the grinning lunatic in sunglasses, which had stayed on his face despite all laws of physics, and knew by the way he clutched at his arm as he limped his way upright that he’d probably managed to break it whilst pinwheeling down 200 meters of nearly thirty degree slope at speeds faster than Aziraphale was comfortable peddling his bicycle on relatively flat ground. Even more perplexing than the fact that he’d done this in the first place was the fact that once he’d done it, and had suffered the easily foreseen and very painful consequences, he wasn’t immediately rushing himself to the nearest ambulance. Instead, he turned towards the officiant at the line and yelled “Oi, did I win?!”
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04 May 2026
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Maid of Honour by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?- Language:
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26 Apr 2026
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"Alright,” Crowley says lightly, as if the Omega was as aimable as that group of little old ladies that comes every other Thursday for their round of tea and gossip. “I’ll see what I can do. But this will cost you extra.”
As if transactions like this one is his second nature, the tall Omega buries his hand into his pocket, looking for loose change. Except that this guy’s loose change is as high as the entire contents of the restaurant’s tip box.
“Here,” he pushes two fifty pound bills into the other Omega’s ready hands. They’re neatly folded, obviously fresh out of an ATM. “The name’s Archer. Make sure it’s ready in ten.”
You can bet Crowley will make sure the spare table this pair is seated at belongs to his section this afternoon.
He will also make sure the prick’s date is a living hell.
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21 Apr 2026
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The Art of Temptation by Ineffably_Yours
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2023
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Sleeping was more complicated than Aziraphale first thought. It was hard to figure out what was real and what was a dream. Crowley wasn't making it any easier either, grinding against him in the dead of the night and making the angel feel things that he didn't understand. He'd like to say that he didn't give in to the Temptation, but the angel was so weak when it came to the demon he loved. In his defense, he thought he was dreaming. At first.
(In which Crowley is a teasing little shit as he sleeps and Aziraphale makes a lot of bad choices.)
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- Part 1 of Bad Omens
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21 Apr 2026