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    Five Pebbles was pretty sure his story was coming to an end, alone in the snow, covered by his collapsed superstructure with no way out.
    The world, however, gave him a second chance in the form of a weird green thing that seemed to...
    ...Throw him back in time?
    Now with memories of freezing cold and information on how to not only fix the rot, but also fix Moon as well, he promised himself he would do whatever he could to never have to relive this awful cold all alone.
    The isolation, cold, pain, and hundreds of thousands of cycles worth of thinking made him dead set on never going through that ever again. Even if that meant ripping off his umbilical before that could ever happen.

    In the meantime... The rest of the local group is confused. After all, the Pebbles they knew was a pretensious jerk who killed Moon then cut all communications, but the one that came back to them was a paranoid mess who seemed to space out every few minutes.
    ...How odd.

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    18 Jul 2024

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    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

    After an age of snow and regret, two Iterators wake up in the distant past.

    Five Pebbles has no memory of his future.

    Seven Red Suns refuses to repeat their mistakes.

    ... but that's not to say they can't make new ones.

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    petulant traumatized calculator child with a god complex gets a second chance he doesn't deserve, let's see how he'll screw it up

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    13 Jul 2024

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    The game had changed for the Winters family. Surprisingly, Chris had come through in the end. As for Heisenberg and the deal, well… Miranda was dead and that was all Ethan cared about. With the worst behind them now, and normalcy slowly pressing its festering claws around their lives, Ethan finally started to believe that maybe the universe had grown bored with destroying his life. Life seemed almost simple again. Almost.

    The same wasn't true for Heisenberg. While the tried and true practice of keeping your enemies closer still held its value in the modern world, he had never quite prepared for the initial part of that saying to complicate an ongoing rebellion against a false god's empire. Now with the BSAA experimenting with different strategies of warfare, and an anti-mutant rhetoric festering in its ranks, the future is suddenly far less stable for a certain mold-infected father and the last remaining heir of Miranda’s twisted family.
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    AU ending, Heisenberg/Ethan team up. Majority of the story is Heisenberg centric and post-ending. Angst, friendships, and gay romance. Some changes and additions to lore, largely the end of the game. Finally returning after a long break.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    Lord Heisenberg survives the blast that leveled the village; Ethan Winters does not.

    Then again, death never stopped Ethan before.

    The two form an uneasy truce to escape the village while avoiding the BSAA, contending with Ethan’s developing abilities and the lingering vestiges of Mother Miranda’s control.

    But explosions rarely go unnoticed. The village’s seclusion will end, and dangerous players are entering the game.

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    30 Jun 2024

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    Revali tilts his head sharply, fixing Link with one sharp eye. “Oh, my, it talks? To what do I owe the honor?”

    “Someone t—old me to ask what th, this means,” Link goes on, and does his best impression of the whistling sounds Revali makes. He hasn’t got any other Rito to ask; he might as well risk his chances here.

    The instant he hears the sound coming from Link’s mouth, Revali’s attention moves back to the console again. The wind rushes by the latticework frame of Vah Medoh, filling the silence. “It wouldn’t translate,” he says after a too-long pause. There are no whistles now. “Not in a way you’d understand, anyway, O hero. You’re much too busy being that sword’s packmule.”

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    Alternative title: Young, Dumb, and Full of Toxic Shame.

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    01 Jan 2024