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    As they walk under the water, Shane sighs and arches his entire body like a cat stretching, hair all wet under the stream of water. “It wouldn’t matter, you know that.”

    “What would?” Ilya asks, both hands landing on his hips.

    Shane falls back against him, his back hitting Ilya’s chest and he sighs again as he’s being held under the warmth of the shower. “If I fell asleep, you could still do it.”

    Ilya frowns, slightly confused. He stretches his neck to look at him, “do what?”

    “Fuck me,” Shane answers.

     

    or : hollanov somnophilia & cock warming

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    19 Feb 2026

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    The command had sliced through him like a knife, and Shane had very nearly opened his mouth. It didn’t just paralyse his jaw, his entire body locked up, shock rippling through him.

    No matter how many comments were made, neither of them had ever been so evil as to order him so directly. Not since-

    But then Ilya Rozanov had tackled both of them to the ground, flinging his entire body weight at them, skates flying into the air.

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    AU where Shane just wants to play hockey but biology and shitty teammates make it nearly impossible. Ilya just wants to have some good competition on the ice. They make it work (eventually).

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    17 Feb 2026

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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

    Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
    Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
    Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
    Message for negotiations and payment details.

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    11 Feb 2026

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